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e-Fluff

An intangible product or service that is used to either pad, fill or give substance to an already existing product or service that has little or no percieved value.

e-Fluff is never useful and is definatley never wanted, its just there, it just exists to add an extra bullet point to an already long list of pointless features.

Terms like "Digital" and "Downloadable" are often key indicators that you are about to purchase some eFluff, buyer beware!

e-Fluff is generally used to turn a pyramid selling company into one that appears like it is selling a legit product or service.

If a marketing plan sucks, then the best rememedy usually by online marketers is to spinkle a little eFluff around the product page to make it seem like its worth more than what it is.
"Quick, we need to add some more e-Fluff to our product line to try and get more sales!"
by Direct Seller May 13, 2008
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FAFFH

An acronym for Fucked and Far From Home. Used to describe an unbelievably negative and unwelcome situation. Can also describe the state an object is in.
Bob: Our landing gear just fell off our airplane.
Stanley: Well now we're fucked and far from home. (FAFFH)

Susan: There is a dead mangled raccoon in my car's engine.
Jacob: Sounds like your car is fucked and far from home.
Susan: So is the raccoon!
by hgf921 January 2, 2009
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fluff-sniffer

"Mummy, Mummy, that nasty man was looking at me strangely again."

"Don't worry, if that bastard fluff-sniffer comes near you again, just pepper-spray his beady eyes out."
by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006
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faff

Used to describe owners of the ST205 variant of the Toyota Celica GT-Four, due to their tendancy to 'faff' about over their cars
Nice faff you got there.

or

Stop faffing about on that car/faff.
by GT4 February 19, 2005
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Fluff and fold

sex, especially a quickie one night stand, casual fuck with no commitments
I brought that guy home last night and got a fluff and fold.
by The Fluffer October 16, 2008
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Fluff

An industry term for the Boeing 737 airliner. The first 737's produced seemed proportionally too wide compared to other jets of the day, and were christened Fluffs by flight and ground crews. It stands for Fat Little Ugly Fuckers, but has become an endearing term for the most popular jetliner in the world.
I flew in a brand-new Fluff from Houston to Denver, it was sweet! I think it was a 900. Then I got on a worn-out Scarebus from Denver to SFO.
by uku4u March 10, 2014
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bum fluff

When an adolescent boy first grows facial hair it looks all wispy and yucky. This hair resembles the fluffy hair on some people's bums. So shave it off or you can look ridiculous. Girls really hate it. I'm a girl!

So shave it off and get a REAL beard started!
Once I was up close to my big brother's friend. He had heaps of Bum Fluff on his face which made me want to PUKE!
by fclb July 25, 2008
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