fecal funnel

When attempting to insert fist inside anal canal, the hand starts by making a funnel shape with the four fingers and thumb, simulating fecal matter leaving the anus. Similar to fetal funnel when the same process is applied to the vagina.
I applied the fecal funnel on her before she had an anal reflex and defecated on me.
by agentmiket013 September 27, 2017
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Fecal Freddy

Someone one who has nightmares about poo
Had another fecal Freddy last night and now I’m tired
by few2020 November 10, 2021
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fecalative

Professional way of saying an idea is shitty.
Having reviewed your proposal, we found your plans quite fecalative, and therefore cannot grant the funding you seek.

What did you think of the movie? Fecalative.
by spicy lengua July 23, 2009
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Fecal Feather

When you poop into the hand of a sleeping person and tickle their nose with a feather, causing them to smear the poop on their face.

The sleeping person will then wake up and vomit everywhere, while you laugh hysterically in the corner.
Dude, I totally got em with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!
by PervyPandas June 23, 2024
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Fecal Feather

When you put your poop into a sleeping person's hand, then tickle their nose with a feather.

The sleeping person will rub poop on themselves and vomit everywhere while you hysterically laugh in the corner.
Dude l totally got them with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!
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Fecal Face Fender

A fecal face fender is when you fist a girls anus with no lube, going so rough that the anal muscles release covering your hand in her shit and blood. Then you rip your hand out like you're pulling a lawn mower pull start, flip the girl around and beat her face in with your blood and shit covered fist
" dude I totally gave Hailey a fecal face fender last night. She's not texting me again after that"
by Jermanjermy September 11, 2021
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Fecal delusion

Believing that anything that exits their body through their anus does not have odor.
Brad's fecal delusions after eating fast food tacos got him thrown out of the car pool.
by B. Fashizz April 21, 2016
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