Douche de Fecale

A popular European custom related to a courtesy plume but given to oneself even when your shit doesn't smell that bad. Also frequently performed when a bidet is unavailable. Applying 'eau de toilette' to the derrière using the refreshing phenomenon of toilet plume.
After using the toilette at Pierre's, Marie gave herself a douche de fecale seeing that Pierre had no bidet.
by SmellyJam November 28, 2021
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Fecal Fucking

PayMoneyWubby coined the phrase. Another term for anal intercourse.
Use it well.
That girl threw it back and we had some great fecal fucking.
by SheMcNasty June 24, 2021
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fecal orgasm

When you have anal sex and reach satisfaction.
Damn bro I had the BEST fecal orgasm last night.
by Jaysfatbadonker November 29, 2021
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fecal fun fest

A festival at burning man in which people celebrate the worlds greatest shits.
Jim: Hey Ted are you going to the fecal fun fest
Ted: No
Jim: Fuck Off!
by FecalFun12345 October 02, 2015
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Fecal Floatation

A condition often provoked by anal sex in the bathtub
Stacey: Yes we can try anal in the bathtub so it doesn't get messy
Ron: Ok honey... anything for anal
Stacey: Oh that is pretty good Ron... please take it out though
Ron: Holy cow! What came out with my penis
Stecey: I don't know honey... let's call it a fecal floatation
by FunniCuzItsTru July 03, 2013
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The act of living under a "fecal dom" who allows or disallow personal bowel movements. The (poly) meaning the "fecal dom" is overseeing many 2-7 "fecal subs" this of course ads to the degradation as you are only one of many "fecal subs" one of the main rules is you can only gain permission of bowel autonomy (for a set period of time) if the "fecal sub" asks in person over the phone or by mail is not permitted.
"Poly-erotic fecal subordination has made my daily life more structured and more erotic!"

"Wow, that's awesome!"
by unstoppablestepbro May 28, 2024
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Fecal Face

A more polite way of saying "shit head" without actually swearing.
by __________Sprout January 05, 2024
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