Fecal Portal

Alternate name for one's butthole or anus.

I had some dark matter come out of my fecal portal the other night.

by Meguymandudeboy January 27, 2017

Fecality

An absolutely terrible television program.

e.g. shitcom, shitshow

The latest season of Survivor was a total Fecality show.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Fecal moss

When a turd sticks to the side of the toilet.

I noticed you planted some fecal moss upstairs.

by honkingdirtsnakes May 15, 2025

fecal chatter

Discussion of one's recent bowel movements

Yesterday, Eric and I were talking about the biggest craps we'd ever taken. It was complete fecal chatter.

by Drizzah October 22, 2008

Fecal Freddy

Someone one who has nightmares about poo

Had another fecal Freddy last night and now I’m tired

by few2020 November 10, 2021

Equal-fecal

With any and ALL genders involved in being a piece of sh*t.😜🐤💨💩👀😁

You might ALL be EQUAL-FECAL people as a platter,,,I mean matter of crap,,uhhh,fact.......😁 -NACuvSRO

by NACuvSRO May 4, 2021

fecalation

The moment just after you realize you royally fucked up at work and double check to make sure you didn't actually shit yourself.

Me: Oh my god. Tracy just emailed a nude photo to her boyfriend while copying all 14,000 employees.

Trevor: Guaranteed fecalation right there.

Me: Yup.

by auralex October 14, 2014