whore eyed cunt

A female that has the look of whore about her as well as giving off a "i'm a cunt look" with her eyes.

Jesus Mike, did you see how that whore eyed cunt was looking at you?

by The pig pooker April 20, 2009

Black Eyed Peas

A Pathetic no-talent bunch of wankplanks featuring a dirty slut as one of there "vocalists" They have no talent whatsoever and the female in the group gives the others free head when she knowns in reality shes a professional prostitute and cannot sing worth shit.

Black Eyed Peas need to die (esp Fergie that slut bitch of a ho)

by Brother Number One July 5, 2005

one eyed gopher

a large sweaty man dick.

my one eyed gopher is looking his hole. ;)

by queen of mexico April 8, 2003

brown eyed bombshell

An attractive brown eyed woman.

She is a brown eyed bombshell!

by MUFFiN :) December 18, 2009

one eyed mule

a man describing his large penis

brb gotta drain the one eyed mule

by briar gates November 4, 2004

fish eyed lens

Its like a fish eyed lens!!

"Dude I just don't get it"
'Bro it's like a fish eyed lens"
"Ooh I get it now!"
"Exactly!"

by grown ass man May 27, 2014

One Eyed Pirate

When you are doing a girl from behind fake an orgasm and spit on her back So she thinks you came. When she turns her head to look back at you, cum in her eye. She will respond with Arrrrr. Remember to wear her undies on your head and over one eye to act as aneye patch, and extra points if you do all this with a parrot on your shoulder.

I gave that chick the One Eyed Pirate last night, while my parrot sat on my shoulder, Arrrr!

by Lylyann July 11, 2016