expesex

Experience in Sex or Expectations in Sex

“I have very high expesex”

"So, what’s your expesex for tonight?”

“Don’t worry about expesex, I got you”

“On a scale of 1 to 10, what’s your expesex for your date tonight?"
"How much do you offer?"
“I’m gonna say the expesex with me would be a 9 or 10”

by apripoko September 30, 2020

explanatory brigade

Explanatory brigade (russian "пояснительная бригада") is a fictional special operation forces who land to the comment section on signal flare launching and explain you why meme you're looking at is funny.

What does that mean? Calling the explanatory brigade! *fires*

by hidden_owl January 29, 2022

blood explode

V. Usually as a result of an infection or disease (from aliens or zombies), when a persons blood becomes volatile and unstable until it violently erupts from the infecteds body.

"Those doctors couldn't help her. She got bit and they knew she would blood explode"

by Aaron-Core March 30, 2008

tatanka explosion

A drug that is all the rage in Japan. Made from the fibers of a Tatanka plant. Causes a feeling similar to smoking pot. But an overdose can lead to a feeling of your lung feeling like they are on fire. It is smoked like many other drugs.

"Woah dude i just tried some Tatanka explosion and now i'm totally blazed!!?!"

by the man of many names May 26, 2008

S/Expo

A term used to describe a job (usually in the restaurant industry) where an employee is required to fulfill the roles of both server and expediter, simultaneously. This is usually accomplished in a manner most sexified. Sexual advances, comments and general indecency, while not pre-requisites for the position, are nonetheless duly encouraged.

Wanda: "Is Bernard going to be on the floor tonight?"

Clarence: "Naw, I believe he's the S/Expo for the evening."

Wanda: "Oh my..."

by el_hefe January 21, 2011

Internet Exploiter

A name-of-insult for Internet Explorer, worse than Internet Exploder, but not as bad as Idiot Exploiter.

You can crash ANY version of Internet Exploiter by visiting crashie8.com. Those Microsofties aren't fixing any of the dangerous bugs because for them _critical_ exploits are only those that allow worms to spread while just being connected to the internet.

by c00ki3m0nsta September 2, 2012

lava explosion

a) (for men) : a more sperm-abundant than usual ejaculation
b) (for women) a more forceful, in terms of quantity, distance etc, expulsion of liquid during squirting

when you open happiness, you can be sure a lava explosion will follow.

by Sexydimma February 13, 2014