cum dumpster

1. A female who lets all men have easy access to the cat from down under.

2. See Paris Hilton

Mike: Hey what are you doing tonight?
Joe: I don't know, probably gonna watch porn.
Mike: Dude, you don't need to do that. Hey come over to my place, I got us a cum dumpster for the night.
Joe: Sweet.

by Killthepond July 20, 2008

dumpster

(v) to reclaim items that others wish to dispose of

It is extremely easy to dumpster bagels. However, the best find I've had while dumpstering is a ton of candy (Zours!) from a Blockbuster.

by Agent Zero November 11, 2003

dumpster crotch

a) Smelly female genitalia that can be compared to the aroma of a grocery store dumpster on a hot august day.

b) The owner of the smelly genitalia.

a) wow, that dirty skank has got some ripe dumpster crotch goin' on.

b) That bitch is one gruesome dumpster crotch.

by big steel momma January 26, 2006

Discount Dumpster Pussy

really cheap and skanky girls

those hoes look like ddp - Discount Dumpster Pussy

by Mama Gee February 20, 2012

dumpster dick

a dick that fucks to many ho's or prostitutes and becomes infected with disease.

Man, i think i have a dumpster dick from fucking that prostitute on main st. last night.

by umphucker October 30, 2007

dumpster

A large metal container used to collect 'trash' and also used as a food source and even a residence by some worthless, brainless, smelly homeless Bums, like Leroy Knevil. Knevil made the term 'dumpster' more widely known in his 2003 book titled, "My Dumpster...My Home!"

"Hey Mom....there goes that bum named Leroy!! He's the one that lives in a dumpster!!"

by Dumpster Boy Leroy September 14, 2004

cum dumpster

A human who exists for the purpose of providing male mammels with a life into which it can watch its semen pour. Key elements of a cum dumpster are that it must feel degraded and disgusted with itself even though it orgasms while its user spurts hot seed into it. All females and many males are cum dumpsters.

I wish I could stop openning my mouth and allowing my wife to watch me serve as a cum dumpster, taking the hot stream of sperm which poured out of her cunt after she had been used as a cum dumpster by her brother and his friends. I was a cum dumpster's cum dumpster, and I hated myself for enjoying the used loads I ate.

by load holder August 5, 2012