Doofered

A term used to described the action of *some* forum moderators, that edit other peoples posts to, for example remove bad language or other obsenities.

IMHO this thread is complete and utter bollocks, anybody with half a fucking brain could see that.

After been Doofered

IMHO this thread is complete and utter (Doofered), anybody with half a (Doofered) brain could see that.

by TripleZ January 10, 2010

Doof

Name of love given to a boy when he willingly screws up repeatedly, to signify that he is being stubborn but his father still loves him.

"Hey Doof, how about next time we don't take our $75 Buzz Lightyear in the bath tub?"

by Wordyman February 6, 2010

Doof

Penis flatulence. Like a "queef", air enters the shaft of the penis and is trapped until being forced out causing a pocket of air to be released.

I doofed in my girl friends mouth when she was giving me head.

by Axderka December 4, 2010

dooflachee

After sneezing, it is the particle of slimy snot that is dangling from your nostril.

*sneeze*

Bless you! Um, dude, you have a dooflachee--get a tissue!

by Manic Monkey December 27, 2010

Doof

The act of drinking on the roof

The burly men climbed out the window to doof.

by BurlyBear May 16, 2011

Doof Spoofin

the squirting and spurting of papa's seminal fluid all ova ya face bitch!

"Oh my god that really sexy guy, Papa Sull, is doof spoofin tha shit out of 11 totally hot doof pixies!"

by Doof Pixie November 16, 2011

doof

Ugly-ass member of the dooficial Doof Clenas Motorcycle collective who smells like vomit and drips of human excrement. Also known to have a brain the size of a coffe bean. Doofs are known to constantly make fools out of themselves trying to prove they have a brain larger than an almond sliver, but are always put in their rightful place by their arch-enemy, the GazintA's

That doof needs to take his weekly bath. His body odor is as foul as his breath today

by GazintA December 10, 2012