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being a distraction

Someone who is doing something/saying something, that takes people away from what they are doing, and causes them to focus on you.
Noah telling me about him and his girlfriend was "being a distraction" to me getting my homework done.
by Ballers desire May 4, 2014
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Directioner

A annoying girl on tumblr who has deluded her self into think that One Direction is good, and also that she will one day marry a member of that "band"
OMGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NIAL UR SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT, LETS GET MARRIED!!111!!! I'M THE NUMBER ONE DIRECTIONER YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by LolaLeroux October 23, 2012
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Distraction

A new show (As of February 2005) on Comedy Central, it's alright.
There was this one bit where the host would give the capital of a country, and the contestants would have to name the country...The tricky bit is after they buzzed in, they'd get a bottle smashed over their head.

Host: Madrid
Contestant: *buzz*
Man: *smashes bottle over head of contestant*
Contestant: Duhh...uhh...Italy...
by A non-e-mouse February 3, 2005
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derection

The opposite of an erection. Usually caused by witnessing either someone who is hideously ugly.
a: 'Oh my god did you see that aboslute mole.'
b: 'Yes, she gave me a derection.'
by LOX_Lox June 16, 2007
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Directioners

The worst fandom in the world, besides Beliebers.

They say that they want their boys to be happy, but they send hate to their girlfriends all the time. A good example is when one of them dated Taylor Swift, they called her Taywhore and generally pissed off the Swiftie fandom.

When Mitch Lucker committed suicide, they sent hate to his family claiming he was an emo fag who died from cutting. They even directed hate towards his 5 year old daughter!

Another annoying thing is their stupid chant "You're just jealous!" if anyone DARES to tell them that they don't like One Direction.

Also, they bully people in the fandom who supposedly "don't know enough" about One Direction. I personally witnessed on Twitter a group of Directioners ganging up on a girl who was new in the fandom and had dyslexia.

And they wonder why everybody hates them!
Other fandoms: join us and we'll have so much fun!!!! We're all one big, happy family!!

Directioners: Join us whore, or we'll shoot you.
by Directionhater July 16, 2013
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One Direction

5 fit and talented guys from the X Factor
They have their own album,tour, singles and of couse loads of fans ~ directioners.

Everyone loves them !
Me; Carrots
Other Directioner; You love One Direction right
by Mrs Malik January 3, 2012
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One Direction

Let’s just say you add Brits,Irish,faggots,retards,invaders,stupid looking,talentless and 5 boys and you get One direction

Their fanbase is usually teenage girls who can’t get a life,their asshole way to introduce themselves make others look like failures,they also own the largest fanbase on earth...Directioners,if you ever say One Direction sucks they will rip off your lungs and dig a grave for you,after your death they will put upon a curse on you,they reject band like The Beatles and singers like Johnny Cash just to stalk their stupid band,the band consist of Niall the gay,Zayn the gay,Liam the gay,Loius the gay and Harry the gay.Directioners always say the boys are the hottest even though Paul McCartney at age 70 looks far better,they feel like One Direction are the Mose successful,even though Smash Mouth should be better and The Beatles passed that record long ago.
Boy 1:Bruh you know One Direction?
Boy 2:Aren’t they gay?
Boy3:Exactly,they are gay.
Boy4:We better check if there are any Directioners.
Directioners:You 4 would fucking die!
All 4 boys:Fuck
All 4 boys:*Screams One Direction sucks*Goodbye suckers*Plays All-Star**Plays Hey Jude**Plays Every Breath You Take*Plays Africa by ToTo.
by LixinLeow November 18, 2018
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