worker's delusion

A chronic mental condition that affects the mind of a worker usually caused by a variety of different things including paranoia, fatigue, insomnia and preexisting psychotic disorders. The worker affected by this condition are narcissistic, domineering, and often overbearing to work with.

Kenny wants to ask our boss if we could have a strict code of conduct and other crap however this is just a local pool cleaning service. He's suffering from a severe case of worker's delusion.

by Yobberson June 22, 2017

illusional Israelites

when the Palelstinians and Israelites are fighting against their own families which are themselves.

The illusional Israelites have been fighting each other for centuries.

by Coop Dupe June 15, 2018

delusionofagirl

DelusionOfAGirl is a girl located in Yonkers who gets guys to become sexually aroused within a matter of minutes. She redefines the word "Coquette" & "Seductress". She is also underage.

"Yo, I was sitting in the mall and I just looked at this girl and I got mad boner."

"That definitely had to be DelusionOfAGirl."

by Victoria December 26, 2004

Rooster Illusion

The delusion that ones penis is larger than it actually is. This mirage causes the afflicted to troll social web sites proving his 'superiority' in all things. See: Douchnozzle

He is an asshole because he suffers from rooster illusion

by Hyperkinetic April 21, 2011

Dillion

Its like having your man-hood ripped-off by the shoe-polisher they have in hotel rooms.

This one speaks for itself.

by Horny Little Chaminade Boy April 5, 2003

delusions

The Master and Commander of all things on earth. (see also: god) He strikes down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger on those who attempt to poison and destroy his brothers. And you will know he is the Lord when he lays his vengeance upon you. Resides on EFnet, mostly idle, but always there.

Did you see that guy? delusions? he's a prime-lookin' star-gazer.

by matt-tay-o April 30, 2005

dillion

It is two million of anything.

That car is more than a million dollars, it's probably double, like a dillion dollars.

by The lesbians July 13, 2007