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Google Earth detective

A guy (or girl, but unlikely!) who sits on their PC for hours trawling Google maps satellite views, and thinks they call solve things, like the MH370 disappearance, even though it's common knowledge it went down in the Southern Indian Ocean.
I heard some fat guy with BO found MH370 in the Cambodian jungle, Sounds like another "Google Earth detective"
by PV Person February 25, 2022
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detesticle

The act of wanting to rip off the balls of something that is extremely annoying. It can be a person, a song, an item, anything your imagination can conjure up.
I just wanna detesticle Beyoncé's song "Put a ring on it" cuz that shit's annoying.

I'm gonna detesticle you like gorillas do in the wild if you don't get out my face nut ballz!
by Gorilla's Milk is Sweet January 14, 2011
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defective fuck trophy

Defective fuck tropy. Slang. A totally worthless incompetent subhuman.
We hired you to fix our house. You fucked it up and you’re fired you defective fuck trophy! What’s a defective fuck tropy? A totally worthless incompetent subhuman.
by B-rizzle March 30, 2023
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serbu detention center

a shit whole where they think lockin you up is goin to stop you from gettin in trouble. some of the probation officers there are dumb ass bitches who think they own you. Dont let them trick you. They fuck you over every chance they get! So be warned.
by TheeBitch101 January 4, 2011
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Detective Comics

A company that has been unable to cope with the fact that they have been collectivly owned by Stan Lee and Marvel for the past 60 years and makes that crappy Dawsons Creek rip-off Teen Titans: Outsiders book that reeks of try-hard teen melodrama.
Superman: Please let me in the Avengers!
Captain America: No way freak! Youère like Ted Kennedy with muscles!
by Betterthanyouguy December 2, 2004
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true detective

1. The feeling of let down and displaced anticipation when something goes really well for a period of time, but, suddenly and unexpectedly, turns into a failure.

2. Disappointment after something that went well once, does not go well on the second attempt.
Girl A: I thought he and I might have been onto something really good for awhile, but then he just turned into a total fuck boy.
Girl B: Ugh, a total True Detective move
by DJPorQueZ August 4, 2016
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Alright. So a few names were added, but you're going to have to deal!
Detective TopDollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Weatherman Technicion Pinwheel Kane PHDMD is sexy.
by Mallate April 12, 2005
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