deceptofile

(n) a person who looks attractive from the side but vastly less attractive to a disappointing degree when they turn to face you. The root is a combination of the words "deceptive" and "profile".

Note: this is different than a "deceptophyle" which is a guy who only has sex with transformers.

From the side, she was a fox, but when she looked at me head on, I realized she was a deceptofile--so disappointing.

by jodyOs November 16, 2009

deceptious

An extremely, underhanded, deceitful action, thought, idea, belief, value etc.

Deceptious in his thinking as he sought to hide the papers he had recently removed from his fathers briefcase.

by Ned Phillips November 7, 2011

Deceptacronk

That that sneaky morning decoy poo you have the morning after eating say, a really spicy pizza with jalapeños, that lulls you into thinking your arse has got away with all the chilli seeds you ate. Shortly followed by what can only be described as a bout of Satan's Marmite.

"I thought I was out of the woods this morning after last night's vindaloo. My morning poo was fine, but it turned out to be a deceptacronk."

by bum chutney October 6, 2013

deceit page

A page (usually on Facebook) with a title referencing to something (just to increase views and/or likes), but the posts have nothing to do with the title (shock news, gossip or anything else people don't care about...).

User: Hey, a page about french fries!

Some time later...

User: ...WHAT?! No french fries? Just gossip news? That's such a deceit page! Not gonna click like on it!

by TheMaster001 December 2, 2013

Deceptatext

A text message or other social media posting that gives false hope to others.

Man I had a lot of hope that there were going to be survivors of the Korean Ferry Sinking or the Malaysian Airline Crash because of all the news reports about Deceptatext.

by jnorton80 April 18, 2014

Deceptacon

The deceptacon is when you Coerce a female into sucking your ballsack then slowly moving down to the guche region. Then you thrust ones self forward until tongue enters the arsehole.

The man turned a standard headjob into a deceptacon quicker then she could suck it.

by PTY LTD Putrid February 28, 2015

deceptivecon

A male whom trick women in many ways.

Starscreen is no deceptivecon, Denise !

by Çząr July 28, 2015