Dancing With The Stars

A mothers favorite show that takes over her life.

Father: Hey honey what's for dinner tonight?
*nervously watches his two boys rip apart the cabinet*

Mother: Shut up I'm watching dancing with the stars!

Mother TV Shows Dancing With The Stars

by Dancer1334 October 23, 2012

dating

The process of wasting time with another one is infatuated or sexually attracted to, usually of the opposite sex. Most of the time, this takes the form of typical 'small talk', boring activities such as going out to dinner or to the movies, et cetera. This is usually to distract each other from the reality that they have nothing on their own, though usually women are more oblivious to this due to cultural norms. In real relationships, this can just be a form of killing time, because it's not really needed for any meaningful interaction. Typically, this lack of deeper bond is the reason why relationships split up, but the distractions keep it going for awhile so it's a big painful shitstorm when one or both parties realizes that fairyland is a fake place and that you have to WORK for a REAL relationship.

Most 'dating' is highly predictable and a complete waste of time.

by Shadow Creator January 11, 2008

Dancing

The vertical expression of a horizontal desire

Dude, I think that girl wants to be dancing...

by micky mick August 27, 2008

semi-dancing

When you are dancing with a female and before you know it you have a semi-erect penis yet dance anyway.

John: Dude she gave me a semi, but she was still grinding on my shit!
Mark: Man I love semi-dancing.

by greek454 January 11, 2008

Dating

When you date someone you trust them. It is more than just hanging out with someone who happens to be of the opposite gender. It means you like and feel a connection with someone and they do so of you. You also enjoy talking to this person more and spend more time with them. You date someone because they’re special to you and you feel a connection or a bond with that person.

“I enjoy dating her a lot... she means a lot to me!”

by BananaRep November 12, 2019

Dancing in the Dark

Dancing in Dark means having sex... Heard in Lady Gaga songs, specifically, Dance in the dark.

Alyssa: Nathan and I are just gonna stick to dancing with the light on for now...
Gya: Oh, Joseph and I have moved on to dancing in the dark :)
Alyssa: Huh?
Gya: We totally banged. Duh.

by militarybratgiaxx November 8, 2010

dating

v. the act of entering into the domain of hell where the lost and the lonely go to get laid.

My bofriend dumped my now I must start...(sob sob blubber) dating.

by originalposer August 18, 2003