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Man Disease

The affliction of not seeing something even when it is right in front of your face.
When a man looks in the pantry and cannot find the replacement mayonaise, he has man disease.
by marshalynn January 11, 2011
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Tractor Disease

You know that whore Tracy? Well I slept with her and now I have tractor disease.
by STPenney April 6, 2011
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clinchers disease

When you are about to take victory, but fail to win near the end, especially when victory should be assured. This term is usually used after repeated occurrences.
"Innumerable chances came Parrott's way in the remaining frames but the 1991 world champion was gripped by "clinchers disease" - the inability to clinch winning positions."

He went on to lose this match, even though he was winning by 5-1 in a first to 6 match. His opponent took the next 6 frames in a row to win 6-5.
by Fleecemaster October 4, 2012
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Lozrocks disease

(n.)- A disease causing the inability to understand, enjoy, or view GOOD music positively
Person 1: "Pierce the Veil, Sleeping with Sirens, and Black Veil Brides sucks."

Person 2: "Are you being serious? You must have Lozrocks disease."
by FIRrocks and Laurenn_Elainee December 6, 2012
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pheen disease

The act of using an electronic vaporizer/vape in excessive amounts without providing your body (throat) with enough water. Resulting in an extremely dry, sore, mucus filled throat, and a lack of motivation to do anything (you feel like sh*t).
Bro my throat hurts so bad after last night, I think I have pheen disease.
by Willie G ~ 336 Gang September 20, 2017
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Clements Disease

Clements Disease is a chronic, potentially life-threatening condition caused by nothing other than the utter stupidity of todays human race. It primarily targets the brain.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Vomiting
Shortness or loss of breath
Sweating
Muscle aches
Near or complete loss of brain function
Unfamiliar or tourettes-like behaviour
Vietnam flashbacks
Sudden need to shoot a weapon

Also known as; CD, Clements Syndrome, Clements Virus.
“Mark was hiding in a bush in fortnite doing the “take the L” dance. I could not believe what i had just witnessed...

I received Clements Disease.”
by Martinkelly188 September 20, 2018
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Burger Disease

The 'Burger Disease" is a very bad thing that occurs when you get a phat hickey from some kind of burger, It slowly turns your bones into floppy burger patties
Jiah - "What's that on your neck:
Toby - "It's a Hickey"
Jiah - "Don't tell me a burger gave it to you"
Toby - "Yeah, why...?"
Jiah - "Your going to get the 'Burger Disease'"
by alkssmma,lwwoak June 5, 2019
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