When you don’t come to work and pretend you are working from home due to some fictitious illness. But you feel better at the end of the day and rock out with your cock out in the evening.
by Captain tickler October 26, 2017
Get the Pull a daddymug. by Nameless55895859 April 5, 2020
Get the Dick daddymug. “Hey what are you watching?”
“Oh. Im watching daddy noels new video. Hes gonna teach me how to get a juicy dumpy”
“Oh. Im watching daddy noels new video. Hes gonna teach me how to get a juicy dumpy”
by Dr-_-Evil.365 August 23, 2021
Get the Daddy noelmug. by Aveljn February 18, 2021
Get the geo daddymug. A man who forgets what he said in 2 seconds.
Usually will be found saying “Happy Tuesday”
If encountered stay on sidewalk.
Usually will be found saying “Happy Tuesday”
If encountered stay on sidewalk.
by PhobicPotato March 31, 2018
Get the Daddy Howardmug. When a Desperate Single Mom wants a baby daddy and targets a guy who meets her profile to get control over him.
Tactics: Find nice guy with good job and lovebomb. Fantasy sex & massive ego strokes. She falls too fast. It feels TOO perfect.
Reinvents herself to look like his ideal woman. If he loves meat, she’s done with vegetarian. If he’s into rope play, she’s suddenly “discovered“ she is too!
She stalks his social media for clues about his likes, dislikes to fake that she’s his soul mate. Schemes to isolate him from exes or anyone else who might get in her way.
Says her ex a deadbeat or abusive, casts herself as the victim. (In reality, many Desperate Single Moms failed at baby trapping.)
Different than gold-digging. Baiters seek men who are caring and responsible vs men with money. They look for decent, trusting guys to manipulate. They often target single dads, especially with children close in age/gender/looks to their own and pimp those feelings of love.
Tho single mothers can fall in love, baiting ain’t that. It’s a coldly calculating ploy to enslave the man to provide for another man’s child. She knows she can easily guilt-trip a decent man into staying after her child gets attached.
If it sticks, the control established in this grooming phase gets worse. Children, especially girls, from the first marriage are often the silent victims of this fuckery.
Tactics: Find nice guy with good job and lovebomb. Fantasy sex & massive ego strokes. She falls too fast. It feels TOO perfect.
Reinvents herself to look like his ideal woman. If he loves meat, she’s done with vegetarian. If he’s into rope play, she’s suddenly “discovered“ she is too!
She stalks his social media for clues about his likes, dislikes to fake that she’s his soul mate. Schemes to isolate him from exes or anyone else who might get in her way.
Says her ex a deadbeat or abusive, casts herself as the victim. (In reality, many Desperate Single Moms failed at baby trapping.)
Different than gold-digging. Baiters seek men who are caring and responsible vs men with money. They look for decent, trusting guys to manipulate. They often target single dads, especially with children close in age/gender/looks to their own and pimp those feelings of love.
Tho single mothers can fall in love, baiting ain’t that. It’s a coldly calculating ploy to enslave the man to provide for another man’s child. She knows she can easily guilt-trip a decent man into staying after her child gets attached.
If it sticks, the control established in this grooming phase gets worse. Children, especially girls, from the first marriage are often the silent victims of this fuckery.
Dan: I can’t believe how perfect Angela is for me. It’s like she can read my mind! And the kids get along great!
Mike: Have you figured out how you’re going to put 3 kids through college, D?
Dan: We’re IN LOVE. We’ll figure it out!
Mike: (Smacks Dan in the nutsack)
Yo. Snap out of it. This smells like daddy baiting.
Mike: Have you figured out how you’re going to put 3 kids through college, D?
Dan: We’re IN LOVE. We’ll figure it out!
Mike: (Smacks Dan in the nutsack)
Yo. Snap out of it. This smells like daddy baiting.
by Big Dongky October 20, 2019
Get the Daddy Baitingmug. A glucose guardian who brings drinks for his or her sugar baby to class. The glucose guardian will also commonly assist with completing assignments or providing test answers.
"My class daddy brought me a snapple and hooked me up with all the answers to the final exam. And all I gotta do is hang out with him after class."
by Mackenzie9910 April 28, 2019
Get the class daddymug.