Cumped

The process of filling a bucket with cum from multiple masturbation sessions and splashing it on the unsuspecting partners face after she opens her mouth at the end phase of a handjob.

"Dude I had to give my girlfriend mouth to mouth resuscitation last night after I cumped on her."

by SaymynameW.W. November 20, 2014

Cumpig

A little piglet that is addicted to taking bulk loads of cum. Historically these loads have been delivered from the one and only big nuts.

I’m a little cumpig, feed it to me big nuts.

by Whiteboy! March 24, 2022

Opportunity Cumpletion

Based loosely on the economic principle of opportunity cost:
1. It is the act of withholding ones orgasm during masterbation in hopes of finding a better scene/camera angle in the pornographic video you are watching.
2. The difficult decision that must be made during intercourse as to when it is acceptable for a male to finish.

I waited until the end of the film for my opportunity cumpletion.

by Balls Kolano January 20, 2009

Cumper

A cross between cum and a dumpster.

I lost about 5 pounds of ball butter in that skanky cumper.

by Brent30 February 22, 2008

Cump

A well known whore
A female who always takes a load when presented with the opportunity
A cum dumpster

Word derived from cum and dump combing the two giving us Cump
Note: Widely used in and believed to have originated in North Jersey.

That girl is such a whore. What a cump.

by Jersey Filth February 7, 2019

cumpartment

1) The abode or crib of anyone who thinks they are or tries to be a player. Usually only used by the person himself, who is also universally known as a fucktard.

2) A newly single or 'freshly moved out of his parents basement' boy's apartment. Never with a roommate.

3) Any part of a woman's anatomy that can be used for sex.

1) I totally took her back to my cumpartment for some serious head!

2) I can't wait to get out of this place and into a cumpartment of my own.

3) What a whore. She takes it in every cumpartment she's got!

by Tarmaque the Magnificent June 10, 2005

Cumphage

Revised: 2005
English- noun
From Etymology: Greek -phagos one that eats, from -phagos -phagous
From Etymology: Usually Asianlovers.com- cum the semen released by male ejaculation

Cumphage- One who just plain loves the cock; in particular, interested in sampling its flavor via the pallet. Cumphages can't stand not having cock within them, and are usually incapable of understanding life without it. To find a cumphage, one needs only to let out one's manhood in a populated area, and pronounce, "Mine is a cock awaiting a companion."
-Plural: Cumphagie 'cum-'faj-"IE also "Phage" ('faj)
adj. "phagelike"- having the qualities of a cumphage

Ken: Hey guys... guys... I just farted!
Linda: John, why did you even bring him, he's such a cumphage.
John: *sigh* He just came over to play pool...

by Armoredmancandy December 5, 2005