quarter life crisis

As penned by John Mayer, a quarter life crisis occurs around the age of 25, as opposed to a mid-life crisis which typically happens around age 50

"might be a quarter life crisis, who knows?" J. Mayer

by ayun May 12, 2004

Cuban Missile Crisis

When a Cuban-American partakes in anal sex then withraws only to cum up the back of the recieving participant.

Enrique pulled a "Cuban Missile Crisis" on her ass and she was stunned.

by hoe-low August 18, 2011

Midwife Crisis

When a midwife is performing a long and vigorous delivery and needs to change her tampon desperately

The baby cried too much because of a midwife crisis.

by Andy K April 18, 2004

midnight crisis

a situation where someone in their 40's goes on a rampage of nightclubbing and partying to make up for time lost in their 20's and 30's when they concentrated on their career.

Joe is going out again - talk about a midnight crisis

by Eric Domeier December 26, 2007

Mid life crisis

when you and a less talented friend go skiing/snowboarding and when you go down the hill, your friend goes first and you wait for them to wipe out somewhere in the middle, referred to as their "mid life crisis" to go down after them to avoid crashing into them.

snowboarder 1: see ya at at the bottom!

Snowboarder 2: ok, wait till my mid life crisis to come down after me, with my suckish skills i'd probably get in your way if you went down any sooner.

Snowboarder 1: true.

by bengals56 March 7, 2010

Crisis

Flaming faggot who's father was a drug addict.

He has it hard man; he was a Crisis child.

by Los March 6, 2003

quarter life crisis

1. Peroid of life following one's exit from college and preceding one's entrance into the real world.

2. Subject matter of an accurate John Mayer song.

~ see John Mayer lyrics

by Transporter May 13, 2004