crystal

clear, as in 'crystal clear'

"I made it crystal that I wasn't into him."

"He has made it crystal that he has no interest in her whatsoever."
"The way she explained things, made it crystal."
"Are we crystal on that?" "Crystal."

by ninotchka2 August 19, 2014

crystal palace

A poorly performing London based team. The agitation that is felt for them, but yet not for teams such as Fulham, comes from Palace fans belief that they are actually good. In the rare event of them winning, the score is recorded and then brandished at every available point. Additionally their manager, Ian Dowie feels it his place (from the relegation zone) to advise Tottenham and other higher ranked teams on how they should play. The majority of their fans are incredibly smug individuals.

Even though Palace have been relegated, their smug fans will find a silver lining to it.

by Matt May 17, 2005

Craptallica

80's hairmetal band that really really sucks, sometimes they go on tour, have a special on MTV or show up at your local town fair with REO speedwagon.

man this new craptallica cd sucks, how much do you think lars and james made?

by TapRootDan August 21, 2005

crystalcore

sexy,drunken,hardcore leader.leader to edcore

phwoargh look at her dude.she's well crystalcore

by ur worst nightmare January 12, 2004

craptalicized

Written badly

"Well our poster looked fine before Danielle craptalicized it!"

"Our poster would've gotten at A if you hadn't let Celeste craptalicize it!"

by Schubertastic January 31, 2009

Crystal Methodist

A person with facial tattoos that refer to the Christian faith. This person is often stick-thin with an appearance most commonly associated with meth addicts. Crystal Methodists are most often found on the popular television show "Cops".

"Damn man, look at a this white trash!"

"Woah, be quiet Fred! You know there's a bunch of Crystal Methodists living around here! You'd be shot in a heartbeat!"

by Optimal11 December 14, 2013

Crystal Crown

Begin by ejaculating into a mason jar until you have at least one pint of semen. Freeze it and hammer it into a powder with a meat tenderizer and put it back in the freezer. To give someone a crystal crown remove the frozen jizz from the freezer and sprinkle it on their face and head area. This is best done while simultaneously cumming on their face.

Baby you're my queen, can I give you a crystal crown?

by Ihavethesewipes January 30, 2021