chaper

A white male that acts and sounds gay but acts striaght, Repeatedly talks about wemon and his exploits.

That dude is frickin chaper all the way

by kelala July 30, 2009

Crapper

When someone goes on urban dictionary and adds a really rubbish definition for something no-one cares about at all.

"Z3: Coolest bmw sports car"

by LewistheGreat September 16, 2005

Caper

An event that would involve more effort than you are willing to give

I can't be arsed to do that. It's just too much of a caper.

by Ronnie February 13, 2004

Purple Craker

It means Friend or frienship

"Hey Sherree, Whats up purple craker"

by Courtney April 7, 2005

craparia

The resonating echos of a thunderous bowel movement; inevitably when one wishes to remain discreet, such as when one is in his new girlfriend's apartment, or a public facility, or what have you.

"I walked in the bathroom without knocking. It sounded like a craparia going on in there!" I thought she was so proper and polite, but she's fecking repulsive! I can't continue seeing her! Smelled like someone was gutting a pheasant!"

by Cock Johnson December 6, 2007

Crapenstein 3D

A term used when you get spawn-killed by your own team.

Player 1#: What the hell man!
Player 2#: Sorry
Player 1#: This is some Crapenstein 3D

by PureNasher October 12, 2009

Crapper cripple

The numbness and muscle weakness that comes from sitting on the toilet for too long. You struggle to stand up because prolonged sitting has compressed the nerves and blood vessels to your legs. poop paralyzed, doo doo legs, crapper, bathroom, toilet, the throne, the john, crap, bm, bowel movement, butt

I sat down on the toilet and watched an hour tv show and when it was over, my legs were so numb and weak that when I tried to get up, I collapsed to the floor. I was a crapper cripple.

by joecoolthefool April 17, 2016