cooter pouch

The vagina, usually means that you have a saggy cameltoe and its pretty fuckin nasty.

Your mom has a raunchy ass cooter pouch man.

by JMIZZO June 20, 2007

cooter dooter

A crusty or dirty substance on or around a womans cooter or vagina or vagile region.

Damn girl you got some cooter dooter.

by Kevin Kessler May 1, 2008

cooter plow

(noun) a Southern (US) medical slang term for the gynecological tool properly known as a speculum

Earl: Hey, doc? whut tha heyull kinda clamp is this?
Doc: Put thet down, Earl - ets a cooter plow
Lula Mae: Well, Doc, I sure hope you warmed up thet cooter plow this time.

by kingprout January 18, 2007

cooter

(noun) slang for female genetalia
May have originated from a plough coulter which is a blade on a plough that helps to cut the furrows neater. The raised rows mimicking the vulva and the deep furrow mimicking the slit/opening.

My cooter has been itchy today.

by shirekeeper February 6, 2017

drunk as Cooter Brown

Drunk, inebriated, plastered to the extreme, possibly still mobile but definately not conscious. There must have existed some person named Cooter Brown at one point in human history and he was a DRUNK!

Hunter came home from that kegger last night and he was as drunk as Cooter Brown. We just threw him in the bathtub and closed the door.

by freemason November 10, 2007

cooterville

A redneck domicile or place of residence. Commonly referring to a mobile home or cheap run-down apartment.

When I rounded the corner and spotted the rusty red pickup, I knew I had arrived in Cooterville.

by G Clancy December 14, 2005

cactus cooter

when goin down on a bitch is like going down on a cactus.

"hey did you get some from sergio?"
"no, he had a cactus cooter!"

by jacob sangchang January 13, 2009