why is my computer so slow

(1)the thing you say when you bought a shitty computer
(2) the thing kids say when you tell them their cardboard computer is real

(1) you: why is my computer so slow?!
your friend: shouldnt have bought it in a alley at 3 AM

(2) toddler: why is my applebook so slow? i bought the best one for 10.000 dollars
your mind: first, its cardboard, second, applebook isnt a company, third, you bought it with monopoly money

by hellothemeep March 19, 2020

Hang up that computer call

Hang up that computer call.

''Hang up that computer call, Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth, im feeling romantical''

by Kenny McCormick.die May 31, 2023

computer sex

when you really wanna bang someone but ur only talking to them on the computer.

also when you wnt to give a guy a boner, all you have to do is have computer sex with him and you will get far...i promise

mary: hey sexy
lyle: omfg if i was there right now i would bang you
mary: lets have computer sex!
lyle: wow...u just gave me a boner
mary: oh yes lyle, oh YES!!!
lyle: HARDER...get it in there!!!

by ur pet fish February 19, 2009

computer geek

someone who is knowledgeable in things related to computers, internet, softwre, hardware, etc. beyond the average person.

See also Dork.

Tom is so great with photoshop you'd think he's a computer geek or something.

by HomerCO March 5, 2004

computer

A tool used for people to communicate with each other and have fake sex. The source of evil in the world. Started many a scary cults.

Callie and Ki started a cult, and recruited Kali, Bob, Anna, Nikki and all the rest. We blame those damn computers

by theeclique September 14, 2003

Personal Computer

A tenacious and vindictive machine, whose primary function in the domestic sphere at the conclusion of the 20th century was electronic solitaire, yet within one year of the 21st century literally held every aspect of human life in its hands.

My personal computer is way too personal.

by nethcev! September 8, 2006

Computerated

Computerated, To make assemble or produce something with a computurised device. Computerated is also a shortening of two words, Those words being Computer and Generated.
By using this word you are effectively making any given sentence shorter and eaiser to say.

Many movies have been computerated,
which is sad as actors are no longer needed for acting.

by Brakey January 27, 2009