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johnny come straightly

When a previously exclusively homosexual person begins a serious relationship with someone of the opposite sex, often out of the blue.
"She's dating a dude now? She's been full-time homo since she was 12. What kind of johnny come straightly shit is this?"
by Shawna M. May 19, 2008
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Evan Cohen

Refer to the definition of the word "fratdaddy" when defining this one.

arch nemesis= alex mandel
gay son; steve
sidekick= devan

Perhaps the scariest thing in the english dictionary, Evan derives from the word "whore" E-V-A-N
Scott: "Hey Steve, why are you gay?"

Steve: "Blame Evan Cohen on that one"
by Sugs12 May 13, 2011
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come like a bishop

To ejaculate forcefully with great volume.

Named because of the celibacy of priests, and the considerable buildup of semen compared to a male who masturbates every day.

To replicate this effect one must abstain from self-abuse for around a week, leading to the resulting ejaculate consisting of considerable force, feeling and volume.
"I couldn't jack off for a week...when I got home I gave in and I had come like a bishop"
-K Johnson, WA
by moohalaa October 29, 2006
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come a cunt

To fall over.

(A colloquialism spoken in Scunthorpe)
"hey be carefull you don't come a cunt on that slippery ice"

"oh man, I was walking past some hot chicks and came a cunt, they all laughed"

"look at the bruise on my head, I came a cunt on the way to work and banged it"
by stiff peeda February 25, 2009
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Come Up

The specific and describable way in which a person reached a high level of fame or success. Oftentimes people's come up gets hated on because everyones come up is different.
Person 1 "Hey do you Saweetie? She's massive now"
Person 2 "Yeh she is but she came up off of dating Quavo, I can't respect her come up"
Person 1 "Shut up bruh shes still bad asf"
by Doc Up September 19, 2021
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easy come, easy go

when you show up to fuck, but you see a used condom in the trash
"yo me and jules were gonna fuck but it was easy come, easy go when i found a fucking used condom in the trash and her ex avi's shirt in the bathroom"
by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017
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sacha baron cohen

The genius that brought us memorable characters such as Borat.
Sacha Baron Cohen is a genius. Is nice!
by Adrian February 2, 2007
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