noun.
1. someone who consumes copious amounts of coffee
2. someone with a large amount of knowledge pertaining to said caffeinated beverage (usually pretentious, has a job as a barista, and is probably a hipster)
1. someone who consumes copious amounts of coffee
2. someone with a large amount of knowledge pertaining to said caffeinated beverage (usually pretentious, has a job as a barista, and is probably a hipster)
That's your 6th shot of espresso since noon? You're such a coffee slut!
I saw her the other day at two different coffeehouses, the coffee slut!
I saw her the other day at two different coffeehouses, the coffee slut!
by Uncanny Canary August 08, 2012
The heavy dose of Listerine that some hapless drunks must indulge before going to work in order to cover up the distillery odour they carry from drinking all night.
Poor Patrick thought his Listerine coffee would cover up his showing up to work plastered at 9:45 a.m., but his listlessness and red eyes gave him away.
by Circushead July 10, 2006
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Used to describe unnecessarily over-complicating something, a situation where the simpler option would have been much more effective.
The term came about thanks to one man named Chris Smith, who is the undisputed king of this.
The term came about thanks to one man named Chris Smith, who is the undisputed king of this.
by gh7901 June 08, 2006
The foam that sticks to your upper lip and nose after drinking coffee with foam out of an open topped cup or mug.
by Zmobie January 21, 2007
What you yell when you wish folks to move out of the way. The origin is that you were carrying hot coffee and one should move out of the way if one does not wish to be burned. Frequently used even if there is nothing hot nor coffee involved.
"Hot Coffee! Coming through."
by mice August 17, 2005
Ejaculating seminal fluid into a cup of black coffee, and stirring the coffee into a cappacuino-like appearance. This form of spunking is usually performed after eating a box of donuts or while watching adult entertainment.
"Do you have a cup? I wanna spunk on a coffee later tonight after eating some donuts."
"Have you ever spunked on a coffee?"
"Have you ever spunked on a coffee?"
by GOPI VIGNARAJAH May 12, 2006