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Cashew Cooker

Someone who puts hot water in their mouth and sucks on a limp dick
by Tax Evader January 18, 2020
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Getting cocked

When I woman is dreaming she’s getting fucked really good by someone other than her boyfriend
(Clint) hey baby Why were you were moaning in your sleep.

(Johnnie) oh baby I was dreaming I was getting cocked by that hot guy I met at the gym.
by Kennclie April 16, 2020
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cinco-clocker

Used to describe someone who clocks out at 5, usually to get tipsy on some magaritas and listen to Jimmy Buffet.

Typically a Floridian.
Me and the girls got all cinco-clocker at the bar down by Cocoa Beach. Hell yeah! we spanked some manly ass and danced naked on the tables. Picked up a few bucks on the way. Rocks to be a cinco-clocker!
by RealDefinitionGuyManDude January 6, 2021
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Tavros Crocker

The biological child of Jane Crocker and Jake English in the Candy Epilogue of the hit Webcomic Homestuck made by Andrew Hussie.

He's Kismesis with Vrissy Maryam-Lalonde and best friends with Harry Anderson Egbert.
by DarkyLmao January 30, 2022
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Brother cucker

A woman who makes her brother (or any family member) feel like a cuckold by having sex with someone he disapproves of.
Man Garfield seems down
Naw it is just his Sally, she's a brother cucker. Just fucked Charles Guiteau in the train waiting room!
by orthoganl orthanc January 2, 2022
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The Betty Crocker

When you put a whole box of betty crocker cake mix up your ass.
Person 1: I did the Betty crocker

Person 2: how did you fit a whole box of cake mix up your ass?
by CombineTheElite December 21, 2021
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hot dog cooker

the vagina

one inserts a 'hot dog' , the heat up begins, and eventually the 'hot dog' emits a sticky, gooey white fluid illustrating it's cooked finality ! usually, an EXTREME STRUGGLE is required to actually enter the cooker.
she gave john five minutes of peace with her hot dog cooker !
she steamed his "prime parts" with her hot dog cooker !
u.d. rejected his hot dog cooker concept, so john hit the "pickup bar" searching for a quality hot dog cooker ,
by michael foolsley June 11, 2022
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