Kert Cobain

The seat behind shotgun in a car as a reference to his suicide

Guy 1: I call shotgun!

Guy 2: I call kert Cobain!

by That_dude_darell March 3, 2020

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The Kurt Cobain

The gluttonous act of thrusting two (preferably large) members into ones own mouth until they create an unstoppable cum eruption together.

"Me and my homie was giving that girl The Kurt Cobain. Her head got blown smoove"

"Bro and I high-fived after shawty Kurt Cobained herself"

by Dirty Deliquentes October 20, 2025

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Jurt Cobain is the type of guy who you mix Jeff (Our Lord and Savior from the Anglo-Zulu War of the 1870s) with Kurt Cobain famous guitarist of the '80s and '90s., typically known for the Grunge band "Nirvana". Together you get Jurt Cobain, a mixture between a British soldier and god, and one of the greatest musicians of all time.

Oh dear, Jurt Cobain is our lord and guitarist!

by Me 9 July 8, 2024

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Kurt Cobain

When you're having a wank and you accidentally shoot your load in your own face.

Man that was powerful I just totally Kurt Cobained it

by digitalchaos April 25, 2022

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Cobaining

When you blow a load onto your own face after jerking off.

“Doing it the Hemingway” is another acceptable term.

Clancy: Dude, I was strangling my one-eyed underpants-worm last night and ended up totally Cobaining myself.

Gunther: That’s disgusting dude I didn’t need to know that.

Clancy: Jokes on you, the skin on my face has never been smoother.

by Oatnut June 29, 2019

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