Turd Chroming

To Chrome a Turd....... or Turd Chroming is a process of Making the the very best out of a blatantly bad/shit thing. Similar to Turd polishing but to a much higher level

The Turd Chromer is he individual who performs the polishing act

the ultimate in making a bad thing good.

To Chrome a Turd.......

Mik is in the Studio turd Chroming again and doing another Hard House Remix.

He has the Midas Touch amongst Musicians and natural Chrome Poishing abilities....

by Rick Walford January 5, 2008

extra chromosome

What makes a Down's Syndrome person how they are.

Timmy has an extra chromosome, that's why he goes to special school.

by Ray Flynn May 20, 2005

Chromebook

A crappy laptop that costs from $200 to $1649, has stupid commercials that claim that it has “fast bootup times” because it’s operating system is so light that a Pentium 4 can run it efficiently, says that it has “built in virus-protection” which is basically locking it down so it can’t run Windows or Linux programs, and schools basically taking advantage of its chrome extension and policy editor to lock these devices down even more and take away ALL of your privacy, and finally says that it has “long 12 hour battery life” while you could get a LG Gram, set your windows battery setting to power savings, and then have the same battery life, the same bootup time, and better virus protection than google chrome.

School Adminstrators: It’s time to buy our cheap laptops we get every 5 years. Students, what should we get?
Students: iPads please!
School Administrators: Did we hear $200 Chromebooks? Alright!
Students: Well, that was unexpected

by Grayinator August 28, 2019

Chromatica

A fictional land where kindness rules all, and everyone is equal to one another, where love is the law, and where people of all races, and colors are accepted. It's also the name of Lady Gaga's upcoming sixth album.

Guy 1: What did Lady Gaga just say on Twitter the other day?

Guy 2: She said that Earth is cancelled, and that she lives on Chromatica.

by ChromaticaLand April 1, 2020

Chromosomes

Chromosomes are what gives people their horrible genes. If you didn't have chromosomes, you would dead, causing your friends to be happy because nobody likes you.

Damn, Fredson has the worst Chromosomes

by Backseat Flat Stanley January 30, 2017

sex-chromosome anomaly

This is a genetic abnormality that does not have to do with being gay, lesbian, etc. This abnormality is seen when the XY or XX chromosomes have more than the usual X and Ys. This can lead to infertility in males or females and physical traits not normally of that sex. For more information, check the page on biology. about. com about Sex Chromosome Abnormalities.

Sex-chromosome anomaly (abnormalities) are a result of chromosome mutations.

by Phoebe Jones May 11, 2016

chromatic

Someone who is so bipolar, that everything they say has a different emotion to it, so you never know what to expect.
Also a wide-range of emotions in a short time. This is not considered classy in any way.

Jessica: Hey Justin. How are you?
Justin: I'm having a great day.
Jessica: That's really good.
Justin: NO IT ISN'T I HATE MY LIFE.
Jessica: .......
Justin: JK LOL BAHAHAHAHAH
Jessica: Jeez, stop being so chromatic....

by mynameisgrass November 14, 2011