Carbohydration

It's like hydration, but with carbohydrates

Guy 1: why are you eating so much mash?
Guy 2: Carbohydration

by Indie-yeeter June 12, 2018

Carbohydrating

The very act of nourishing your body with carbohydrates

“Hey you getting ready to drink tonight?”

“Yes, I’m carbohydrating do I don’t black out tonight.”

by Whole_Lotta October 29, 2018

Carbage

A car full of the owner’s garbage that hasn’t born properly been disposed of (i.e. candy wrappers, apple cores, baggies lined with residue that once contained food)

Damn Brittany, do I really have to make this road trip riding in your carbage?

by DoctorLou March 21, 2019

CarBar

Drinking in the Car outside the “turn up spot”

Where did those popcorn hoes go? To the CarBar

by RaideretteTee June 2, 2019

carbate

-v. intr., to masturbate with another person in a car. May normally refer to two men either jerking off with each other, or jacking each other off.

"I really want to beat meat with you but the girlfriend's here at home with me. Wanna carbate in my Jetta at 6 o'clock? I'll pick you up curbside."

by JaggedJ June 3, 2019

Carbivore

A person who eats nothing but carbohydrates

Waiter: “Would you like some protein on your pasta?”

Patron: “No thank you, I’m a Carbivore”

by Pastaplease April 28, 2019

carbjunkie

Somebody eating more than 80 grams of carbohydrates pr day. Due to the long undermining of the knowledge of the endocrine system( acknowledging insulin as the only hormone that is able to store energy as fat in the body. )

While in the store daughter asking; look there is somebody slicing bread?!? Dad: oh that's a carbjunkie aiming for a hit.

by ketoDaddy December 7, 2019