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bandoleer of carrots

Also known as the "bag of crap" this is the most frequently used euphanism for the grab bag of goodies that appears on rare occasion on the popular site woot.
OMFG i missed my blinged out cabbage again! i fear i'll never get my bandoleer of carrots
by AustinBenji March 27, 2007
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carrot guts

A person who is so strictly vegetarian/vegan that they refuse to spend time with friends or family.
Person A: Why isn't Jenny coming out with us?
Person B: Apparently we're too "meaty" for her liking. Must be her carrot guts.
by EveRtBest December 8, 2010
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carrot partnership

a ridiculous occurrence between co-workers in which both arrive to their shift dressed in the exact same target v-neck t-shirt. Chances are one might be a ginger.
"hey did you just see that carrot partnership?

yeah, i did"
by peetsissolame June 28, 2011
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Carrot bagging

Damn I accidentally grabbed the wrong bottle at the store and ended up carrot bagging. You only make that mistake once.
by Nair88 October 23, 2015
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Carrot Fry

Someone who brings a sack lunch to work even though he's a 37 year old investment banker, not a 12 year old 5th grader.
Person 1: Hey, should we see if John wants to come with us to Olive Garden to eat unlimited, protein-packed breadsticks and plan our super dope trip to Barcelona?
Person 2: Nah, that guy is a total fucking carrot fry.
by Heybeerman May 14, 2018
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carroboutits

Redneck term for an emotional feeling that grows down deep in the soul. When respect and gratitude are given, you'll tend to develop more carroboutits. Unlike carrots that need fertilizer to grow, too much bullshit in your crop will kill all your carroboutits.
There's too much bullshit round here to have any carroboutits.
by King of the Bomangoddies June 8, 2018
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carrot rows

Similar to Corn Rows (also Cornrows), an ancient traditional African hair style, but worn by an individual with naturally red hair. Linguistically a combination of "corn rows" and "carrot top".
Damn, that ginger white-boy is straight up rockin' carrot rows.
by doctorgroove June 9, 2018
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