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cancer eyes

Human eyes with a certain beady, wandering appearance, associated with a predisposition to developing cancer. By looking at a person with cancer eyes, one can just tell that someone has "pissed in his/her gene pool". Cancer eyes are most easily identifiable in people with brown eyes, however blue or green cancer eyes have been known to exist.
"That dude has some serious cancer eyes." Steve Urkel's girlfriend, Myra, from the hit family sitcom, Family Matters had a textbook case of cancer eyes. Sadly, the actress playing her character died of cancer.
by aneyedoctor November 2, 2009
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Windmill Cancer

A rare type of cancer that originates in the ears and eventually spreads to the brain.

First develops when you hear someone say something incredibly stupid.
Donald Trump: "Your house just lost 75% value because it's near a generator"

Person: "Ahhh I just got Windmill Cancer!"
by HoneyBoy1 April 3, 2019
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Brain cancer

a cancer of the brain, exposure to vinyl chloride, also known as chloroethene, is the only proven causative reason of brain cancer. Or playing to much among us
person 1: hey man I have brain cancer.
person 2: oh really? can you show me proof?
person 1: The Imposter is sus!!!!111!!1!1 HOLY SH*T IS THAT TRASHCAN A MOTHERF*CKING AMOGUS REFERNCE
by Escgodofwar May 19, 2021
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Cancer

Cancer is not a laughing matter.
by Snart_ash-hole December 20, 2017
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cancer

Cancer is a class of diseases or disorders characterized by uncontrolled division of cells and the mass of these cells invade other tissues, either by direct growth into adjacent tissue through invasion or by implantation into distant sites by metastasis (in which cancer cells are transported through the blood or lymphatic system).

There is a number of cures and mechninisims for cancer. these include; chemotherapy, radiotherapy, surgey, steriods
as well as many other experimental drugs.
There are a wide number of chemotherapy drugs, there is not one chemotherapy to treat all cancers.
cancer is a terrible disease, but it is not a death scentence. People think there is no cure for cancer but there is. Many people are living and recovering from cancer. That is the mistake people make, there is a cure for cancer, there is. Do not be scared of cancer, not all cases end heatbreak.
by sarah-3-2321 June 12, 2006
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Internet Cancer

What you get when you watch Mattyb, Jacob Satourious, or Allah hu Akbar compilations on YouTube...
Mom I cant go to school because I watched an hour of leafy last night and contracted a serious case of internet cancer.
by Dick Faggot 101 August 12, 2016
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Swag Cancer

An abnormal growth of swag cells. Often caused by saggin'.

Also refers to someone without swag that thinks they do.
1)I have so much swag some people declare that i must have swag cancer.

2)yo, these boys better be careful before they get swag cancer!
by Swaggologist January 11, 2011
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