*This term is strictly used within the context of Science Olympiad, a science competition in US.
In case of the most severe scheduling conflicts at competitions, a builder would have to replace an academic backup in a one-person event to form a two-man team to represent the school. The builder, who usually has less than enough knowledge to qualify for the event, is called the head of cabbage.
In case of the most severe scheduling conflicts at competitions, a builder would have to replace an academic backup in a one-person event to form a two-man team to represent the school. The builder, who usually has less than enough knowledge to qualify for the event, is called the head of cabbage.
by Internet101 January 12, 2006

The way the idiots on the popular Jersey Shore reality television show say "Muff Garbage." Muff is, despite the way the Jersey Whore's use it, is a polite way to say vagina.
by Deathbypiano88 October 15, 2010

Muff Cabbage is a derogatory term used to describe a person who believe is a trashy or a loser or slutty or garbage like or worthless or below worthless.
You and your hole family are Muff Cabbage. Matts such a Muff Cabbage, I can't believe he got fired for pissing inside his office. Don't act like Muff Cabbage your better then that. Your mom didn't give birth she just squateed down and pushed out some Muff Cabbage and gave it a name.
Your whole family is worthless and nothing but losers, it's like your mom just squatted out a bunch of Muff Cabbage and gave it names. You are nothing but Muff Cabbage.
Your whole family is worthless and nothing but losers, it's like your mom just squatted out a bunch of Muff Cabbage and gave it names. You are nothing but Muff Cabbage.
by Peter L. Harris October 15, 2010

Byron: Pissing in the mornings can be such a pain in the dick.
Edward: Dude, we've all done the cabbage patch before.
Edward: Dude, we've all done the cabbage patch before.
by BryaSaurus June 15, 2011

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by Mowgli Sam September 20, 2010
