busted tees

A company that uses hot teenagers, some wearing thongs, to sell t-shirts

<---look over there<--- I bet there is that girl who has that light blue shirt on that says "more cowbell" and a black thong.

Kid A: "Did you see that new 'Busted Tees' girl?"
Kid B: "Yep. I masturbated to her last night."
Kid A: "Oh, I masturbated to you."
Kid B: "Dude you're gross!"

by Ur Mom! April 9, 2006

busted up

1. in poor condition
2. the quality or state describing a woman whose vagina has suffered considerable traffic and is likely to be hosting sexually-transmitted infection.

"bra, i would hump your sister but she looks pretty busted up."

by kagus christ November 3, 2003

Anaheim Knuckle-Buster

To cum on your fist and punch someone in their face.

Tom gave Nikki the Anaheim Knuckle-Buster and that bitch was out cold for the rest of the night.

by marco914 April 26, 2006

Busted Posters

The all new posters and advertisement on urbandictionary. It is like a periodic table but full of perverted stuff that many people don't know the meaning of (i do).

Boner Juice: (Self explanatory)

Mud Pie: When you cum inside of an ass

Dick Yogurt: When you leave milk inside of your dick for several days and you pee it out. It is a tasty, fruity delight. When kids do this, the substance is called trix.

These are just a few of the words from Busted Posters

by O.Z. (who else?) June 11, 2009

turkey baster baby

A child produced through artificial insemination.

After days of his wife's pleading to have another child so McGruff would have someone to play with, Jason grabbed a 30-pack out of the fridge, picked up the keys to his tractor, and told his wife to go get a turkey baster baby.

by Mike Payne April 3, 2008

vagina baster

A utensil that is used to douche the vagina.

Stephanie used the vagina baster after sex.

by Joey L**g December 21, 2006

Waste and Baste

In order to Waste and Baste your woman, you need three essential items.

1) A handle of Tequila
2) A paintbrush (the bigger the better)
3) A bucket of Barbecue Sauce.

The steps to Wasting and Basting are as follows:

1) Get your woman REALLY drunk on Tequila. I mean, blackout drunk. So drunk that she doesn't even know what's going on. This is the waste part.
2) After she is wasted, you want to strip her down to her bare ass.
3) Take your paintbrush, and dip it into the Barbecue Sauce. Get your paintbrush covered. Make sure all of the little bristles are completely immersed in BBQ sauce.
4) Take the paintbrush, and spread it all over her fine ass and her titties. Don't be afraid to use the paintbrush!

And voila, you have successfully wasted and basted your first woman. BUT, if you really wanna be a man; there is one optional step:

5) Lick the BBQ sauce clean off of her ass and titties.

I would love to waste and baste that girl. I'd grab a paintbrush, slap some barbecue sauce on that ass, and go to town!

by WasteAndBaster August 6, 2011