jizz breath

a guy (or blonde) who just got finished blowing another guy
who came in his mouth and his ( or the blonde's) breath smells like jizz cum. usually an insult or joke.

Oh fuck man you have jizz breath! Who have you been blowin?

by cocklovingslut November 17, 2006

dick breath

when someone has had a cock in their mouth.

Mark always had cock breath. :(

by Stacy March 21, 2004

Gay Breath

One's breath that reeks of cock and/or balls. More accurately describes that of a male who has recently performed felacio on another man. Usually accompanied by a stray pubic hair lodged in between the teeth or crusty lips.

Jack's breath was awful. It smelled of cock. I think he has Gay Breath, and did you see that crust on his lips?

by Lastada Quachiala December 13, 2010

Breath of Christ

(heard around Bay Area recently)

Nickname for the minty breath strips that dissolve on your tongue. Or what you say when you give someone one (mocking Catholics' Blood of Christ / Body of Christ).

Dude you got serious garlic breath. Here have a breath of christ.

by Doctor Foo September 5, 2005

buzzard breath

All the sweetness of breath that you'd expect of a creature that eats carrion.

If your idea of a hot meal was pavement pizza warmed over on the asphalt solar griddle, you'd have buzzard breath too.

by Downstrike August 27, 2005

Dragons Breath

A potent combination of several common household foodstuffs and spices that causes severe irritation, and occasionally damage, to the eyes, nose, throat and skin when sprayed at somone. A home made pepper spray.

I gave jeanne some dragons breath in case that pitbull nextdoor gets out again.

by Wolf89 December 26, 2005

Breathing Eel

When your poop is so long that the end of your turd hides in the dark of the toilet bowl, and the head of the turd comes out of the water to get fresh air.

Old lady 1... "did you see how big my stool was?"

Old lady 2... "yea, it was huge, but it was no breathing eel!"

by the magic pooper March 2, 2012