Balkin

A male version of a basic bitch. Usually likes to talk shit but is weak and usually gets their ass kicked

Stop yelling at that 97 yr old man. You actin like a Balkin you jerkoff

by E-Nuff2 June 19, 2017

Balk

When it’s someones birthday who’s worth stalking. You look though their Facebook birthday posts giving them a good balk (A birthday stalk)

Anna: hey did you look at Max’s birthday posts

Me: balking him right now !

by GuacamoleSwagMaster2000 October 27, 2017

brackeen

Annoying piece of shit but at the same time time cold hearted and kind they are good friends so you will love to love to have one as a friend

You're being such a brackeen today

by Wolfmansss72 May 4, 2018

Bracketology

The fine art of destroying half of the populations NCAA bracket pool by a No. 1 seed being beaten by a No. 16 seed team.

Dude my bracket was destroyed last night but hey, that's bracketology.

by Stevo the Great May 11, 2018

Bracketboom

When a No. 1 seed loses to a No.16 seed team in the NCAA tournament.

I was doing so good until Friday night when I got bracketboom.

by Stevo the Great May 11, 2018

bracket

They are all hermaphrodites that are suuuper thiccccc. They are Also diagnosed with scoliosis and are sped. Their hobbies consist of listening to m and m and logic and shotgunning beers. They also wakes up chris breezy everymorning. He has no hoes cuz he has a 1 inch tooth gap.

DId you know that BRACKET has a pussy??

by sir sped the third September 27, 2019

Bracked

In reference to J Allen "Cheese Dick" Brack's non-apology for licking China's boots, potentially issued from China (as it was posted one day ahead of the date in CONUS).

"Wow guys. We really Bracked this one."
"Brack-ed?"
"? Oh, yeah. That's when you cheesedick it. Like you really just dick it like soft, warm cheese. Because you're a spineless wimp"

by codesilence October 12, 2019