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Brandon gave me a McDonalds bag with five baggers in it.
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Blaggering

The desperate behaviour someone exhibits when trying to pass a 12 pound, boulder of shit through an anus that is simply too small to allow such an occurance. General includes shifting one's position on the toilet, breathing rapidly, and trying to forcefully evacuate one's rectum.
Sweating with effort and grating his teeth in pain, he sat on the toilet, blaggering desperately. Tears ran down his scarlet face as the mountain of molten faeces tried to force its way out of his body. The wind seemed to shoot out of his lungs, but he could not scream in a public space. He lifted his knees up to his chest, placing his feet on toilet bowl, but to no affect. He sat up straight, raised his arms, and began sharply exhaling in a desperate bid to release the mudslide, but again, it did not work. The truth is, his blaggering was in vain. It was impossible for the enormous shit to leave his ass without tearing his sphincter. He would leave alive, but not unharmed.
by Shadilay's Sorrow March 15, 2022
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multi-bagger

n.
an unattractive woman who men would say needs more than three bags to cover her face.
I've actually slept with a few two baggers and three baggers but because these girls were wearing Frederick's of Hollywood lingirie, I've even slept with a multi-bagger once.
by Chris Norton January 19, 2007
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Tote-bagger

A left-winger, an antonym of "teabagger," from the tote bags offered as premiums for donations to public TV and radio stations.
She's read both of Obama's autobiographies. What a fuckin' tote-bagger.
by Voton March 3, 2011
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t-baggery

Engaging in tomfoolery when you're a douchebag
Julie stop engaging in such t-baggery when you play Mario.

The gopher is so t-baggery when he wears those sunglasses.
by Alyssa April 24, 2008
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Gay Bagger

Someone who has excessively frequent homosexual encounters with the same gender.
A Gay Bagger is something like a homosexual prostitute
by Mills14 August 15, 2010
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bagger

almost every bagger like to get wet fully clothed
by Slava Sedov September 30, 2004
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