boner alert

Massive erection forming.

Boner Alert! I've just seen her pokey nipples.

by littlemissperky February 20, 2008

womb boner

The uncontrollable urge to reproduce that consumes a female while she is holding a baby. This gut instinct/desire is completely independent of her true thoughts on having (and raising!) children.

Meredith never wanted kids, but every time she held her niece, her mind went blank and her ovaries starting churning--all was complete and perfect in the world. Truly nutty biology was at work- she was having a womb boner.

by Becky Slater December 18, 2010

boner bash

a bunch of dudes in the same room

After the women left, it was a boner bash up in here.

by Docter Solburn October 14, 2009

boner stance

The way someone stands to hide their boner in public. The person stands slightly hunched over, enough for people not to wuestion why he is doing it, and to hide the boner. This is usually paired with a pelvic twist and one leg forword to push the front of the pants away from your dick. everybody knows exactly what your doing, but i guess its better than showing it full on.

during gym class......

Jer- hey ben look at wes's boner stance, he totally has a hard on
ben-hahaha omg lol, thats hilarious
wes- (walks to teacher) can i go to the locker room
ben-ahaha hes gonna be in there for a while!
jer-that was the most obvious boner stance, he was too hunched over

by SuydamGoodName September 17, 2009

Accidental Boner

Unintentional wood at an awkward moment.

Boy - So I was sitting in church and this hot chick stood up and I totally got an accidental boner.
Girl - I know right????

by "Meat"ball June 19, 2009

The Bonercast

An imaginary podcast where people call in and talk about their boner issues. This was first started by Markiplier and his friends in a prop hunt video.

"Hello and welcome to the bonercast what is your boner question?"

by KYS-U-HOMOPHOBIC-BITCH May 2, 2016

bumpy road boner

When you're driving along a bumpy road, and the constant bumping around makes your body get confused due to all the penis flopage occuring within your pants, and to your surprise you get a boner. Also known as a "brb."

While taking the buggy for a spin I got a bumpy road boner and had to lie about why I didn't want to get up from the drivers seat. "I'm just checking the gauges," I said.

by crazy b February 11, 2005