Barkered

To totally screw something up through ones own stupidity

I was talking to this girl, everything was going great till i totally barkered out and grabbed her boob

by ConfederateRokr July 3, 2010

Cortnee Barker

The ah-may-zingg-est person in the worldd!!!!(:

Cortnee Barker is ah-may-zingg! (:

by bahahotchick May 15, 2010

birkenstocks

Once known as ugly lesbian shoes, now the "cool" thing to wear.
Still ugly.

"Check out the dyke with the birkenstocks!"
"OMG Becca, I just bought these $80 birkenstocks at Abercrombie and Fitch!!"

by AS May 13, 2005

Borken

When you are typing too fast and instead of broken, you type borken.

My mic is borken.

by Red69420 October 15, 2020

the borkening

The time(s) of day when your dogs start singing you the song of their people. Can be out of anger or excitement, when they want something from you. The borkening usually occurs when they want food, someone comes over, or they want out of their crates.

Ex 1)
*dogs borking like crazy*
Person 1: Why are the dogs barking so much?
Person 2: It’s the borkening. They want out of their crates. It happens every morning.

Ex 2)

*dog borking in the other room as someone arrives*
Guest: Is your dog okay?
Host: Yeah, don’t worry they perform the borkening whenever someone comes over, they just want to be let out to see you.

by essays_suck September 7, 2020

Birkenstink

Refers to the smell associated with Birkenstocker (or greenie, or rabid environmentalist) related things.

I bought one of those new greenie front-loading washing machines, but the Birkenstink is terrible.

by NewContributor October 26, 2011

Berkelmans

Originating in Holland, the name, Berkelmans roughly translates to, 'Charming golden haired florist'.

Damn! check out that charming blonde in the garden... he must be a Berkelmans.

by MrBerks June 8, 2014