blow job betty 

A girl who got cum stuck in her windpipe while giving head.

Sure was a shame about blow job betty.

blow job betty by Manda July 21, 2004

blow your load on the commode 

To masturbate to fruition whilst taking a shit.

"The bus will be here in five minutes, looks like you'll have to blow your load on the commode, Billy!" mother shouted up the stairs.

blow your load on the commode by C. H. Diddlemebum October 16, 2007

blow it 

1) to seriously fuck up a situation
2) to suck a given dick
3) to expel air out of the mouth toward an object

1) Liz really blew it when she started using her teeth while blowing it.
2) "Well, I'm on my knees. What should I do now?"
"Blow it!!!"
3) "I actually meant SUCK it, ya dumb bitch (SMACK!)"

blow it by Nick D April 10, 2004

Blow Trees 

to smoke ganja bud cheeba whatever you want to call it

" Hey dude i got some fine Calli bud"
"tight man are you tryin to blow trees after work"

Blow Trees by Dylan (Die-lon) August 3, 2006

Blow Up Cut 

Originated from the state of New Jersey often worn by club going males. Consists of of extreme fade from bald on sides to 3 inches of lenth on top. Often accompanied by ICE PICKS, extreme fake tan, Armani exchange shirts, and sunglasses indoors. Hair is usually dripping with over abundance of hair gel. Most Blow Up Cuts roam the streets of New Jersey.

DAMN Fabrizio!! Your Blow Up Cut is Crazy tonight!

Blow Up Cut by Mark08 March 25, 2006

Blow Job Hairdo 

When a woman has her hair wrapped up in a pony tail, flipped up on top.

Boyfriend: “I always like your hair the way you have it all wrapped up on top and in the back.”
Girlfriend: “I'll bet you do! That's my blow job hairdo”

Blow Job Hairdo by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 16, 2012

blow jay 

The act of giving/trying to give a man a blow job while being extremely fuckin shit faced. So shit faced that you cannot even say it as blow job or even a bj. Which results as calling it a 'blow jay'.

'I am going to give you the best blow jay EVER!...With my mouth!'--Superbad

blow jay by Justine Ever So Lame March 17, 2008