blogmenting

Blogging on another person's blog via their comment system.

"Dude, get your own blog and quit blogmenting on mine!"

by nanaze May 13, 2007

Blogmarks

Misleading software benchmarks written by well-meaning but clueless technologists in an attempt to generate traffic to their otherwise uninteresting blog.

Blahger: What do you mean that software was slow and unreliable? I published benchmarks on my blog showing it was *way* faster than everything else.
Victim: Blogmarks more like

by Scaling King March 19, 2011

bgoomf

It means "Bitch-get-out-of-my-face"

Bgoomf or I'll kick your hindend.

by Richierd April 10, 2011

blomf

Means to: Blow a Load On My Face

Oh baby I want you to blomf me!

Did you blomf her last night?

by SOMF:King November 7, 2011

Blomphed

Describes the appearance and state of a person or an animal totally worn out physically and/or mentally. They have a collapsed flattened look about them and are usually sprawled in a heap.

When she got back from the club she just sat there looking totally blomphed.

by Serota April 17, 2014

Blogmance

Blogmance n.
Blogmance is like a "Bromance" but instead of two Bros having a ton of love for each other it's two Bloggers!

-Bloggers giving each other some major blogger love, support, props, ups, cyber high fives, etc.

-Blogger love at first blog

"Blogger girls Silver Unpolished and The Truth Hurvitz are in the throws of a real Blogmance!"

"I think I'm having a Blogmance with The Truth Hurvitz. She said I'm sooo flipping' cool."

by Silver Unpolished October 30, 2014

bloemhof

The best girls school in tge western cape. The girls here are proper and independent, ladies great eachother with smiles in the hallways and always build each other up. Dont get confused though bloemhoffers are also the attractivest girls school. All of the guys want them but none can get them

Bloemhoffer:*sitting with legs crossed politely laughing at a joke*
Josh:what school is she in, she looks very hot.
Drake: hoër meisieskool bloemhof no doubt

by Lahblahlah June 25, 2018