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man bling 

any stuff which a man considers valuable
man bling: noun: car stuff, tools, computer stuff
man bling by chief wahoo December 26, 2005

Hotline bling 

Hotline bling is when your lady has so much money and free time, the only explanation is she became a phone hooker while you weren't with her.
Damn, check out that hotline bling. You must be a phone hooker!
Hotline bling by geronimo-mo December 28, 2015

kitty bling 

A womans vagina that has an odor.
Damn, fool. That bitch has some serious kitty bling.
kitty bling by Tom1234 March 28, 2007

hotline bling 

hotline is what people call to have phone sex so someone making you "hotline bling" means their calling to have phone sex.
girl 1: he use to call me on my cell phone

girl 2: you mean late night he made that hotline bling?
girl 1: basically.
hotline bling by hilfigertommy November 10, 2015

cash money bling bling ice on the rist

An unneeded version of saying bling bling or cash.
Yea my nigga Cashus is cash money bling bling ice on the rist knamean.

wall bling 

The fancy wall décor one receives after completing college, being inducted into greek fraternities/sororities/societies, or garnering an award for some academic achievement. Also, a convenient way to annoy bosses with less education than you by making them feel inferior each time they enter your office.
Co-worker 1: Hey, check out my wall bling. It has scrollwork!

Co-worker 2: Dude, that is sweet. My wall bling’s embossed.

Boss *looking into office*: And you two are??

Co-worker 1: Discussing the coefficient matrix of procedure 324.16A and how it relates to the efficiency of extradition with regards to our overseas competitors and the fabrication of onerous equivalents.

Co-worker 2: Exactly. We think it may be advantageous to consider the premature loading of toroidal olykoeks and perhaps finish it with a decocotion of aromatics.

Boss *looking bewildered*: Ahem, carry on.

wall bling by Jodphurs February 11, 2009