blade 

Absolutely handsome and massive cock, great sex and very romantic!!!!

Had a great time with blade last night, downstairs hurts so bad

blade by Wigga May 4, 2016

blades 

An amazing way to smoke weed using your stove, half top of a pop bottle top and 2 knives. You stick the butter knvies in the stove rings ember thingers till there super hot and then you roll your weed into tiny little balls and "smoosh" the little ball in between the hot knives and put the bottle over the smoke.

GEts you really really stoned :)

" Me and scott did blades last night and crashed on the couch"

blades by ~Ellen~ December 9, 2006

razor blades 

The intense burning feeling you get during urination after you've blown so many loads that you canna' blow no more son

Primo: "Were you ok when you got home last night? You were sooo drunk, lucky my sister was able to give you a lift"
Secundo: "I don't remember man but I had the worst razor blades when I woke up this morning"

razor blades by dividius June 1, 2011

Milk Bladders 

Phrase used when referring to a female's (human) breasts, often construed as sexist or inappropriate. The breasts themselves needn’t be of any specific size or type, are only required to be tangible and/or able to be slapped lightly in a playful manner. Meant to be appraised yet ridiculed at the same time. See boobs

"Get a load ah them milk bladders. Oh shit."

"Bobbie's baby will never go hungry... just take a look at those God damn milk bladders."

Milk Bladders by Imirici December 10, 2005

bladen 

A large warlus like creature with small satchels that look like chins, but are infact bags of steroids. Competes nationally as a bodybuilder and is sponsored by taco bell

noob: hey guys Im trying to gain weight

Bladen: SHUT UP AND EAT TACO BELL YOU SWOLE 150 POUNDER NOOB

noob: um ok...

Bladen: brb, competin' nationally

bladen by big epic and huge fuzzy April 12, 2008

bust a bladder 

to accidentally pee while jacking off

oscar the 8 ur old would bust a bladder and thoguht he was getting off.

bust a bladder by michael paradise July 20, 2006

bladdermouth 

Someone who talks absolute pish.

See that idiot over there? He is a total bladdermouth!

bladdermouth by PCPuss March 22, 2011