heavenly biscuit

A heavenly biscuit occurs when a man copulates with a pregnant woman ("bun in the oven") that has a yeast infection. The intercourse involves so much yeast that a chunky "halo" is revealed, circling the outermost point of penetration on the man's penis.

Jeff was really excited that this pregnant chick was DTF, but he sorely disappointed after he realized he was a victim of the heavenly biscuit.

by Frank Lesniak August 5, 2012

grundle biscuits

the result of mixing talcum powder and body sweat, usually located under armpits, breasts, or crotch region.

It was so hot outside today, when I got home, a dozen grundle biscuits fell out of my panty hose.

by leftybklyn July 23, 2011

Rad Biscuits

Something so amazing, its cooler than beans, and snazzier than sliced bread.

John: Hey! I got the new girl's number!
Kevin: Dude! Rad biscuits!

by CowDancer October 29, 2011

Titty Biscuits

The result of when sweat mixes with excess powder applied to the breast area of women.

When you put lots of powder on your chest or down your shirt in order to keep cool in the heat, but your sweat mixes in with the powder and forms little clumps called "Titty Biscuits".

by The Son Of Jor-El July 4, 2011

Wank Biscuit

Wank Biscuit is a game played by a group of 3 or over males! It involves all males participating to masturbate until they ejaculate onto a biscuit or cookie of thier choice preferably a digestive! All males must ejaculate onto the biscuit! The loser is the last male to ejaculate onto the now high protine snack! As a forfiet the loser must eat the biscuit!

BOB: who wants to play wank Biscuit?
Dave: Erm......No!
Sam: Yeah!
Rick: Go on then!
Pete: Okay!
Bob: HA! Three against one Dave your Playin!
Dave: For fuck sake! I never win?
Bob: You love it you sick fuck!

by mike doom July 12, 2004

Fudge Biscuit

The feces that surprisingly pinches out into one's underwear when a fart was expected.

Ed was sitting in the movie theater when he thought he would squeeze one out and blame his friend Frank, but to his surprise a Fudge Biscuit emerged.

by Aeryck November 4, 2004

fish biscuit

A term for reward that doesn't match up to build-up and or effort required to obtain it.

The term is derived from the Season 3 premiere of LOST, where an incarcerated Saywer spends most of the episode solving an elaborate puzzle only to be rewarded with a fish-shaped biscuit.

That whole season of Dallas was a dream? What a fish biscuit.

I worked 75 hours a week for 3 months to win the proposal and my boss gives me a $15 gift card to Wicks 'n Sticks? What a fish biscuit.

by Psychoag October 6, 2006