Slang for someone at a range that stands still and dumps rounds because either or both a) they don’t want to dirty the gun, or b) they are too fat or stupid to move, shoot, and communicate.
by Schadoe ninja October 8, 2020

Son of a bench
by Gretchen's Wiener June 15, 2020

by Husky Boy June 8, 2020

Bench is a series of events that happens when a boy and a girl go to the morrin maze green area and do the dirty
by asian_uncle_mal June 14, 2025

A man who deliberately disrespects or degrades someone for the validation or approval of other men. This is common amongst men who are in gangs or about the street life and lack father figures.
1. This bench fassy yute only tried to come for me because his boys were around. SMH
2. Bench fassy men have low esteem and always seek validation from other men. It’s weird and creepy
2. Bench fassy men have low esteem and always seek validation from other men. It’s weird and creepy
by Arron j smith September 8, 2021

The bench at any park where your parents force you to sit with the little shit you want to be the furthest away from because they won't stop getting into fights with you.
But moooooom, he won't stop throwing rocks at me and calling me stupid!
Hush! You and Jimmy are gonna sit at the buddy bench and get along, or I'm grounding you!
Hush! You and Jimmy are gonna sit at the buddy bench and get along, or I'm grounding you!
by Word Lookerupper August 21, 2022

by jjnj May 13, 2018
