buffer

this is a man with a massive penis, i mean HUGE!

you are hung like buffer

by jeffrey1234567 September 21, 2005

bethlehem boffer boot

singular of sandals often worn in the arid parts of the Middle East.

"get the drinks in Jonno, I've got a mouth on me like a Bethlehem boffer boot!"

by angry bry February 27, 2009

Trout Buffer

A term used to refer to a person's mouth. Typically used in circumstances such as "shut your whore mouth" or "shut your pudding hole" whilst evoking confusion but also intrigue in the recipient. Derived from the pseudonym for a penis (popularized by the phrase 'drop trout') combined with the polishing ability of saliva and motion of the tongue and lips in a manner similar to buffing whilst performing oral sex.

Kelly: Why won't you come to my parents for dinner with me?
Tim: I think that is moving a little fast for where we are in our relationship....
Kelly: Come Onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ... Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (whining)
Tim: Dammit Kelly! Shut your trout buffer!

by Art Vandelay [import/export] August 21, 2013

Biffer

A game played at camp Birch Trail that involves playing tag with flour filled sweat socks and whipped cream. The most awesome game in the world. Also used to refer to byproducts of said game.

My hair still has biffer in it!

by 69649856650 November 3, 2009

bifferific

Some one whos your absolute bff

Joanna is my bifferific !!

by Mallory May 11, 2004

Beeferoni

a nickname for a girl named Beth.Beth Pinkham I hope you see this :

"ay yo beeferoni.....you want an apppleeee pie wittttttt datttt?"

by Ali-son-of-a-bitch or Alisante September 25, 2011

dirty berferd

A dirty berferd is what is left behind when a skank with a cheesy, bloody, yeast infected twat sits on your face and leaves a chunky red slime trail.

That girl is such a whore - she loves to give out a dirty berferd every night.

by lisa and lyv May 17, 2008