Beard Kisser

A derogatory term for someone who likes to kiss bearded men or just men in general. Can be referring to a homosexual or anyone who prefers bearded men.
Jim - "Hey i saw John making out with a dude last night."

Jeff - "What!?! I didnt know he was a Beard kisser!"
by Gimli Smith October 22, 2012
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Bearded Pope

The act of shitting on the face of an elderly Catholic.
He was fuming after being given a bearded pope
by dcj278 June 17, 2011
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Pre-Bearding

To prepare the face/existing facial hair for future beardage
"Dude, are you doing no-shave November?" "Yeah man, but I've got to do some pre-bearding on this goatee first."

"Are you trying to grow a beard?" "Why yes I am, but first I have to pre-beard this part because it takes forever to get long."
by thebeardmeister September 24, 2011
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Vaginal Beard

when female reproductive organs contain so much hair that if you cut it all off you could glue it to a viking's face and it would pass as a normal beard.
That sally girl got her vaginal beard all in my teeth!
by Johnny Cock-knocker March 08, 2012
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beard maturation

When a man's beard starts to spread to new and different territory over the course of his life.
beard maturation

son: pa, I didn't shave for three days, and now my stubble's gone further up my cheeks.

pa: son, I'm darn proud of ya. You are becoming a man!

pa: now git the Norelco!
by someonefromearth January 01, 2010
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beard horizon

The point in beard growth when the length is beyond stubble or stylishly short fuzz, and a decision must be made to trim, shave, or let it grow.

A secondary characteristic of many beard horizons is, as the length becomes more noticeable, it can become more distracting or annoying...such as with moustache hair that curls over the upper lip, or chin hair that is frequently messed with.
This douchey chinstrap is gettin' kind of burly...think I've hit beard horizon.

Hey, Justin...your carefully cultuvated "fashionably unkempt" party stubble is turning into a full-blown hipster face-wig. I think you blew past beard horizon some time during a weekend PBR bender.
by lordjupiter December 08, 2012
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Dragon-Beard

A sad, wilted foreskin, caused by having too little of your foreskin removed at birth, resembling that of a dragons beard depicted in ancient Japanese paintings.
Dude, how long has it been since you've scrubbed that dick jacket? That dragon-beard's so stanky i can smell it from the kitchen.
by TheRealFrankieMuniz December 24, 2016
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