Nigerian Beanstalk

When you poop your pants and get a boner at the same time.

Dude, when I got my Spice Girls album in the mail it totally gave me a Nigerian Beanstalk...

by MargaretBarns April 27, 2011

Beamsy

A big lover of the disco biscuits.
The only known human who's given himself, a full frontal labottomy.
Once an educated man, until his brain was fried by ecstasy.
Quite often referred to as, BEANsy as opposed to BEAMsy.
Life and soul of the party, yet always the first to crash and burn.

"Binxy boinxy bonxy beamsy"
"Beamsy? Got any beanies?"
"I am the Alabama man"

by Paul Christian Taylor July 30, 2006

Green Jelly Beans

Slang for Marijuana.

"Yo man, you got any of those green jelly beans?"

by Sittin' Easy January 17, 2009

Beans

Dollars/money

Angel:You got 2beans

by Angel Vidals🗣🗣🗣 June 5, 2018

horse beans

Pellets of accumulated smegma (a/k/a "cheese") situated in the urethral diverticulum area in the glans (head) or inside the sheath of a horse's penis. If not removed regularly, can become painful and infectious. a/k/a/ "stallion beans".

When cleaning the horse's sheath, we were careful to remove the horse beans.

by rangerthehorse September 17, 2007

cool frozen beans

a throw up between the words "cool beans" and "beansicles". Meaning its so cool, its frozen

"Hey, it's my birthday tomorrow!"
"Oh, cool frozen beans."

by butterflybiffle1 March 28, 2009

beany

Beany is without a doubt the coolest person in the world!!! Words cannot even say

I love beany sooooooooo much.

by peachy February 2, 2005