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Beam

A hit of crack cocaine, otherwise known as “hard”
by fetttypixieeee February 12, 2023
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Beaming

Drunk high buzzed on nicotine and highly caffeinated
Last night me and my buddy were fuckin beaminggg
by LoNGSlOnGSiLvEr420_69 August 17, 2020
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Beaming Shatner

A: when you are getting a blow job from someone who is actively pooping on a toilet

B: A reverse blumpkin
I needed some toilet paper in jail and the guy told me he needed a beaming shatner in return
by Stove42069 June 22, 2023
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Baltimore Bologna Beam

When bro gives you the Baltimore bologna…you don’t wanna know…
Just kidding.
It’s when bro slaps bologna on his dingaling and starts pissing and letting his special sauce on yo face.
You ain’t a real one if bro never gave you the Baltimore bologna beam.
Yo bro Ima give you that Baltimore Bologna Beam
What the fuck
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Gazer Beam

A strong, penetrating stare one gives illustrating contempt, approval, lust, and a variety of other emotions.
Dude, that guy was shooting gazer beams at that hot chick all night.

Mom shot me gazer beams when I made a joke about her friends.

"Did you see that guy in the car behind us?" - Driver
"Yeah, he was shooting you gazer beams for the past five miles." - Passenger
"What a douche bag." - Driver
by The Lovdahlinator September 2, 2011
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Blind-beaming

The act of pissing in the dark with no intention of getting it in the toilet bowl
“Great the lights not working guess it’s time for some blind-beaming
by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025
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Cream Beam

Ejaculating into a vagina and then proceeding to perform oral on said hole until point of ejaculation when you proceed to shove their face into their vagina
Give er’ the ole’ cream beam
by Saakio Balli January 21, 2021
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