fart blaming

When someone farts and blames it on someone else, usually a smaller child or someone that can not represent or defend themselves in the accusation.

Alice, you are totally fart blaming our son. You know you did it and not him.

by Millertime99 November 21, 2020

Russian Beating

A beating that involves mainly hitting someone in the back of the head several times with a blunt object of some sort while choking/strangling them. Sometimes performed while Russian Hardbass is played in the background

In other news, the Russian Gopniks strike again, this time giving a homosexual a Russian Beating.

by Yiteziah July 24, 2021

bandit beating simulator

The term "bandit beating simulator" is a term usually used for a game where all you do is slash at NPC's to level up, No actual gameplay.

This game really is just a bandit beating simulator.

by meakds3948345 August 22, 2021

celebratory dick beating

The act of jerking off after momentous endeavor

"I just finished cleaning the house, now for a celebratory dick beating"

by sexy_ranga June 5, 2014

The Furry Beating Act Of 2021

if you want to beat a furry without ANY consequence then you can beat them under the furry beating act of 2021. also can be referred to as TFBA or TFBAO2021

joe: i will beat a furry today
furry: haha no! i will cancel you on twitter.com!
joe: The Furry Beating Act Of 2021
furry: oh crud

by AtOneWithTheSussy November 28, 2021

Smell a beating

When you hear a sibling or another child speak in a tone toward an authority figure in which you can sense/feel that they are about to get an ass beating of a life time.

Jerry- I HATE YOU BITCH
ME- “I smell a beating”

by StaplesXD July 9, 2022

Yogi bearing

To steal a co-worker's lunch from the breakroom fridge.

I was so hungry today, I starting Yogi bearing the fridge at work.

by James Frohlich January 3, 2012