Jew stain

The most commonly spoken phrase in Nazi camps. Refers to the residue left after burning a Jew.

Hey Adolf, what's that on your hand?

Fuck! I got another Jew stain on me!

by Holocaust never happened August 10, 2010

jew sip

You go out to a restaurant with free refills, pay the bill, and you're standing up to leave. But, after you stand up you realize that you left half a glass of soda on the table, so you pick it up and jew one last sip of soda before you leave. True jews sit back down and finish the entire soda before leaving.

"I let my date walk out in front of me as I took a last jew sip of coke."

by Herschel Feinstein December 3, 2007

jew with a coupon

something that is faster than a speeding bullet

guy1: whats faster than a speeding bullet?
guy2: i dont know, what?
guy1: a jew with a coupon!
guy2: hahahahhah!

guy1: hey look a jew with a coupon
guy2: *turns head* where?
guy1: oop too fast couldn't see it
guy2: hahahhahah!

by billygan March 4, 2008

Jew Crew

A group composed of a group of jews and their close companions.

Natasha, Gaby, Chang, Ziyad, Bryan, Daniel form the "Jew Crew".

by Meritis October 20, 2008

The Oli Jew

The Oli Jew is a deceptive creature that tricks the general public into believing he is not a Jew.
This is accomplished by not having a conventional jew fro on his head but instead he has one growing on his ass.
They're some telltale signs that the deceiver can not hide though. The main one is the giant jew nose in the middle of his face...

Look over there its The Oli Jew and his jew fro ass hair. The dirty bastard

by Jewalerter May 3, 2015

flaming jew

The Flaming Jew is an alcoholic mixed drink. It consists of:

-1 part hickory smoked whiskey
-1 part Fireball
-2 parts Goldschläger
-3 copper coins dated between 1941-1945
-1 cinnamon stick lightly dipped in horseradish, dipped end used to stir the drink

Bartender! Hit up everyone at the bar with a Flaming Jew! I made an ark-load of moolah today and I'm ready to party...mazel tov, bitches!

by ADCGNCOIC October 6, 2020

déjà Jew

That feeling that you've think you've seen that Jewish Guy before . . .

After a talk with my bank teller I had a moment of déjà Jew, I had a feeling I've seen him before.

by Gorp-og May 15, 2016