Mike R

The definition of hypebeast. Total beast tennis player (of course).

Who's Mike R? "buy hypebeast stuff then resell it to dave"-nam

by Asianboy6988 November 20, 2019

Magnum MIke

Cockiest fucking creep to ever grace the halls of the Tolland building in the North campus of UCONN Storrs.

Magnum Mike drinks "80 beers" a night and believes it appropriate to wear only his boxer briefs on any occasion

by Jordan Zdatny November 1, 2008

Mike Dirnt

A dirty whore

"Mike Dirnt's a dirty whore"

by I_am_actual_garbage May 7, 2019

Mike Scully

1) The greatest Executive Producer "The Simpsons" has ever seen.

2) One of the best writers in television.

Guy 1: "Dude want to watch The Simpsons? Marge be not Proud is on."

Guy 2: "That ep was written by Mike Scully wasn't it?"

Guy 3: "BUY ME BONESTORM OR GO TO HELL!"

by ExProdMikeScully April 12, 2013

no pussy for mike

When one man believes he has game yet there is always no pussy for him

Just tell your freind, "There is no pussy for mike"

by John T. D December 14, 2006

Mike Pence

1. The current vice president of the United States

2. An excellent fire bender who has mastered the art of lightning bending and uses his powers to "fix" homosexuals

Hey, Mike pence could you shock the gay out of me?

by Just a Pastafarian March 6, 2017

Mike Jones

A rapper who is actually a Pokemon, hence the reason he can only say "Mike Jones!"

He also appartently is very fond of the car brand Volvo

Ash:*throws Pokeball*GO MIKE JONES GO!!!!!
Mike Jones:MIIIKKKKEEEE JOOONNNNEEESSS!!!!!!

by ~PrObL3M ChiLd~ October 24, 2006