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naked floss

The action where holding each end, you put a towel between your legs, and floss your genitals dry by pulling it forward and backwards.
After I shower to dry my taint I do the naked floss.
by Ceige15 January 25, 2018
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Flossing the Beavers

The act of stacking two females on top of each other so their beavers, when aligned properly, form a seal similar to the gap between teeth, allowing just enough room for a penis to fit between them and perform a flossing action.
Brian: "So what'd you do this weekend?"
Cody: "I invited that new girl Sarah over to for dinner with Katie and me. One thing led to another and I ended up flossing the beavers."
by Tyrone Watson February 13, 2018
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Floss the cat

1. Verb; To have sexual intercourse. 2. Verb; to masturbate, typically by someone who has a vagina. 3. Verb, colloquial; to participate in a repetitive or mundane activity, used as a substitute for any of the myriad synonyms for masturbating, typically associated with vaginally self-stimulating.
"What are you doing this weekend?"
"I gotta floss the cat."
by Mr. Fisty Freeze July 14, 2021
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Flossed

When sniper breaks your ankles like a lil b in Rocket League!
by Rogue_1 July 16, 2021
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potato floss

flossing your teeth with mashed potatoes, by squishing it through closed teeth.
by echaao January 24, 2013
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mouse-flossing

(v): To use some object (notecard, toothpick, paperclip) to clean that weird, greasy gunk that builds up in the little cracks of your computer mouse.
I haven't mouse-flossed in months, and then I looked and saw all sorts of nast. * folds up a piece of paper and starts mouse-flossing *
by Mystakaphoros October 9, 2013
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crimson dental floss

The act of going down on a girl who is on her period, removing her tampon by the string with your teeth then finishing eating her out.
Dude 1: "Steve is that pizza sauce on your face?"

Dude 2: "No way man I just did the crimson dental floss with Gina"
by Thebigeman220 February 3, 2012
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