Cocky Bastard

A person who thinks they're all that , ( mostly in boys ) think they're the best at everything, and thinks they look soooo good ( when they don't ).
Girl: " Dre is such a cocky bastard. "
Friend: " IKR ! He's not even that cute, way too confident. No wonder he can't get a girl. "
by KDChambers November 29, 2010
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Bastard Tart

1. A delicious fatherless pastry.
2. A delicious pastry filled with fatherless children.
3. A fatherless slut.
4. A horrible tasting pastry
by undividualist January 10, 2006
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hairy bastard

A man with hair covering the following areas of his body. Face, neck, chest, shoulders, back, arms, legs, ass, backs of fingers, tops of toes. A neanderthal
throwback, a missing link. A person who
will scare children if shirtless.
My brother-in-law is such a hairy bastard that he looks like he has on black coveralls when he's naked.
by VAPORTRAIL January 21, 2004
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dirty bastard

is a filthy no good for nothing asshole who leaches off everyone he can and probably still lives with his parents.
You get your ass out of here you dirty bastard.
by RWC January 14, 2004
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like a bastard

massachusettes term for an excess of something
Its raining like a bastard
I banged your mom like a bastard.She was STANK BUDDAH.
by Patrick from Atown November 25, 2006
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litigious bastards

The Litigious Bastards are now claiming that OSS violates the constitution.
by Jesiah February 16, 2004
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fat bastard

someone who is super fat and bitchy
by olum November 04, 2009
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